Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills Iraqi Pupils

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  1. 308

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  2. Caveman Jim

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    Makes for a definitive quest to find the best instructor for the bomb making 101 class...
     
  3. FZRider

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    Apparently the new requirement that recruits experience a bomb themselves wasn't such a good idea...


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  4. Martini_Up

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    professional enough?
     
  5. erudne

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    Sometimes stupid is SOOOOO FUNNY:)
     
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    I really love these stories.
     
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  7. Mark W.

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    Has Jeff Dunham been visiting Bagdad? Did someone let Achmed out of the box unsupervised again?
     
  8. ocarolan

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    [video=youtube;R_jU3FdnNoc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_jU3FdnNoc[/video]
     
  9. deadeye

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    Pay attention

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  10. pokerace

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    couldn't happen to better bunch of guys..
     
  11. rufus

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    Rest in pieces.
     
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    CIA bomb making training for the instructor?


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  13. simon99

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    The instructor was "da bomb"....
     
  14. simon99

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    Somebody had a case of the Mondays....
     
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    I just love a story with a happy ending.
     
  16. Sstrand

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    Will the emperor attend the funeral????

    Sheldon
     
  17. Old as Dirt

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    just... perfect... in every sense of the word..:thumbup:
     
  18. teflon97239

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    It's been a long day for that Bombs 101 professor since he went to "paradise."

    Skipping down the road in his new environment, he was confronted by George Washington, who hit him over the head with a baseball bat.

    He stumbled around trying to recover from that when Thomas Jefferson strolled up and kicked him squarely in the balls.

    Confused and in a great deal of pain, the instructor went to consult his diety and demanded to know when he would hook up with the 70 virgins he was promised.

    "Oh that..." said the big cheese, a little embarrassed "...there was a typo. It's 70 Virginians!"
     
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  19. accessbob

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    Now if they would all have instructors just like this one, we'd have a much safer world.
     
  20. PiratePast40

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    Job opening for suicide bomber instructor. Experience required.



    Enroll now for suicide bomber class. Includes 8 hours classroom and 5 minutes hands on training.
     

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