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Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills Iraqi Pupils

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by 308, Feb 10, 2014.

  1. 308

    308 ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Silver Supporter

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  2. Caveman Jim

    Caveman Jim West of Oly Springer Slayer 2016 Volunteer

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    Makes for a definitive quest to find the best instructor for the bomb making 101 class...
     
  3. FZRider

    FZRider Lacey, Wa Active Member

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    Apparently the new requirement that recruits experience a bomb themselves wasn't such a good idea...


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  4. Martini_Up

    Martini_Up NW USA Well-Known Member

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    professional enough?
     
  5. erudne

    erudne The Pie Matrix PPL Say Sleeping W/Your Rifle Is A bad Thing?

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    Sometimes stupid is SOOOOO FUNNY:)
     
  6. Trailboss

    Trailboss Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

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    I really love these stories.
     
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  7. Mark W.

    Mark W. Silverton, OR Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Has Jeff Dunham been visiting Bagdad? Did someone let Achmed out of the box unsupervised again?
     
  8. ocarolan

    ocarolan Portland, Oregon Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;R_jU3FdnNoc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_jU3FdnNoc[/video]
     
  9. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    Pay attention

    school-of-suicide-bombers.jpg
     
  10. pokerace

    pokerace Newberg Well-Known Member

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    couldn't happen to better bunch of guys..
     
  11. rufus

    rufus State of Jefferson Well-Known Member

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    Rest in pieces.
     
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  12. TOVO

    TOVO SW WA. Active Member

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    CIA bomb making training for the instructor?


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  13. simon99

    simon99 Central Oregon Well-Known Member

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    The instructor was "da bomb"....
     
  14. simon99

    simon99 Central Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Somebody had a case of the Mondays....
     
  15. kenjo

    kenjo Washougal Active Member

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    I just love a story with a happy ending.
     
  16. Sstrand

    Sstrand La Grande OR Well-Known Member

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    Will the emperor attend the funeral????

    Sheldon
     
  17. Old as Dirt

    Old as Dirt Pacific NW Active Member

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    just... perfect... in every sense of the word..:thumbup:
     
  18. teflon97239

    teflon97239 Portland, OR Well-Known Member

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    It's been a long day for that Bombs 101 professor since he went to "paradise."

    Skipping down the road in his new environment, he was confronted by George Washington, who hit him over the head with a baseball bat.

    He stumbled around trying to recover from that when Thomas Jefferson strolled up and kicked him squarely in the balls.

    Confused and in a great deal of pain, the instructor went to consult his diety and demanded to know when he would hook up with the 70 virgins he was promised.

    "Oh that..." said the big cheese, a little embarrassed "...there was a typo. It's 70 Virginians!"
     
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  19. accessbob

    accessbob Molalla, OR 2A Supporter

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    Now if they would all have instructors just like this one, we'd have a much safer world.
     
  20. PiratePast40

    PiratePast40 Willamette Valley Well-Known Member

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    Job opening for suicide bomber instructor. Experience required.



    Enroll now for suicide bomber class. Includes 8 hours classroom and 5 minutes hands on training.