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Sharknado?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by dude young, Jul 21, 2013.

  1. dude young

    dude young SE PDX Active Member

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    I have no words.
     
  2. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Oh! MAN! I can't believe I missed it!
     
  3. mrblond

    mrblond Salem OR Well-Known Member

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    Me too. I love those movies. Mega shark Vs Dinocroc was awsome.
     
  4. ejmpnu92

    ejmpnu92 Hillsboro, Or Active Member

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    I was unfortunate enough to watch the first 30 minutes of this disaster of a film. The way they billed it, thought it was a Tara Reid film. It was a C or a D rated movie at best....
     
  5. Burt Gummer

    Burt Gummer Portland Completely Out of Ammo

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    Oww my balls will be on TV soon and it won't take 500 years.

    [video=youtube;wAg1r6zw7Bg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAg1r6zw7Bg[/video]
     
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  6. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2 Hillsboro, OR Well-Known Member

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    I actually get a kick out of these movies. They're so bad, they're good! I rate them more as comedy than scifi.

    I think the best one I ever saw was called Gargoyles. They had these guys shuffling around in Gargoyle suits and when they turned their backs to the camera, you could see the zipper up the back of the suit.

    Hilarious!!!
     
  7. Blaylocke

    Blaylocke Lewis County Active Member

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    A cinematic masterpiece.

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    "They took my grandfather. So I really hate sharks."

    “Instead of letting live sharks rain down on people, we’re going to get in that chopper and throw bombs into the tornados.”

    “Beverly Hills’ emergency services are second to none.”

    Also, everybody beware. Sharks can climb rope with their teeth. It's the sharks who are trying to trounce our 2A rights.
     
  8. jbett98

    jbett98 NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    At first glance, I was under the impression the movie was about lawyers.
     
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    2506 Seattle Well-Known Member

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    What til you see Sharktopus.
     
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  10. clambo

    clambo Vancouver, Wa. Well-Known Member

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    Followed by " One Night Of Rehabilitation At 9 " !
     
  11. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Ditto on Gargoyles! The wife and I like to bet on the "dieing order" of the pretty girls in these flicks, based on what we call their "sci-fi talents"!
     
  12. Sun195

    Sun195 Pugetropolis, WA Well-Known Member

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    I watched it with my wife. I said "See, honey - this is why I need a chainsaw!" Finally, she understands....
     
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  13. porkchopexpress

    porkchopexpress Tualatin, Oregon Active Member

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    I really enjoyed Sharknado. The acting was great. That Tara Reid is going to be a star one day. I look forward to the sequel: Bearicane.
     
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    SasNW Everett, WA New Member

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    In an interview I read the director said it would be his "pulp fiction" seemed serious but I hope to god he was kidding. Next tigernami, Tigers in a tsunami unstoppable
     
  15. One-Eyed Ross

    One-Eyed Ross Winlock, WA Well-Known Member

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    It was so bad....but then again, "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" was bad, too, when it came out, and is now a cult classic...

    There's talk of Sharknado II hitting DC or NYC...
     
  16. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    My wife and I saw Frogs in theater back in '72. Makes me happy because I've never seen anything else quite so bad!
     
  17. mrblond

    mrblond Salem OR Well-Known Member

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    Worse then Plan 9 from Outerspace? I love campy movies but that was really bad.
     
  18. RVTECH

    RVTECH LaPine Well-Known Member

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    Oh man! I am glad I am NOT the only fan of the Sci-Fi cornball! It is amazing how many once big name people wind up in these movies. What was the one with with Tiffany and Debby Gibson duking it out in the end? And how about the Bigfoot one with Alice Cooper and Danny Bonaduce? And John Schneider is in a fair amount of them. And lets not forget one of the best - Ice Spiders - written, directed and starring the late, great Stephen J. Cannell, may he RIP.
     
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    mrblond Salem OR Well-Known Member

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    The Debby Gibson/Tiffany one was..Mega python vs gatoroid. a true classic. Debby was also in the classic film Mega shark vs Giant octopus.
     
  20. RVTECH

    RVTECH LaPine Well-Known Member

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    The Sci-Fi channel is just history repeating itself. If you ever want to see true classic Sci-Fi cheese try to find 'The Killer Shrews' staring the then unknown James Best (Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane in the The Dukes of Hazzard) The dogs made up to look like giant shrews are actually comical! I once read they had to put hot dogs inside James' jacket to make it appear as though the dogs were 'eating' him in the final scene and he had to try to feed them to the dogs without it showing on camera.
     
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