Portland descends further into hell

[bumpus]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vPweZH-7Sg
The descent of Portland into hell is kicking into gear. These are active vents and current. You'll all burn.

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[Certaindeaf]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vPweZH-7Sg
The descent of Portland into hell is kicking into gear. These are active vents and current. You'll all burn.

Fresh outa virgins too. We're all gonna die!

 

[pogi]

Geothermal causes global warming, ban it!

 

[Xaevian]

Fresh outa virgins too. We're all gonna die!

Non-binary is prog speak for lifelong virgin, so they have plenty; at least until they start leaking gender fluid.

 

[ilikegunspdx]

Probably the homeless living under there cooking meth.

That place is crawling with them. From the road on the east side by the Bible college it's like a city of garbage, squalor, drugs, and violence. I saw a homeless man beating a petite woman there and me and a city employee called the cops and they never bothered to show. It's a bubbleguming pit.

 

[TTSX]

Probably the homeless living under there cooking meth.

That may be closer to reality than you think

 

[monks]

Someone in the comments said it's just a steam leak. Dang it, I had my hopes up!!

 

[Certaindeaf]

That may be closer to reality than you think

I drove under the Burnside bridge this morning, noticing what looked like soot all underneath it from a block away.
Sure enough, the murderbums had a bunch of fires blazing right on the sidewalks.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Mmmm...maybe Dante ought to run for mayor.of Infernoland...Err...Portland...
Andy

 

[ob1]

Mmmm...maybe Dante ought to run for mayor.of Infernoland...Err...Portland...
Andy

So Andy...I thinking you're the guy to ask...
Just how many levels of hell are there ?
Planning wardrobe.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

So Andy...I thinking you're the guy to ask...
Just how many levels of hell are there ?
Planning wardrobe.

9 according to my good friends Dante and Virgil....
However...I also work in an elementary school...so when we have inside recess on nasty wet rainy days...
There might easily be 10 circles of Hell.....
Andy

 

[Soli]

9 circles. the good news is with modern technology you can buy



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The bad news is you can only bring one outfit. Odds say bring the first, but Satan reputedly has a severe sense of irony and loves a good joke so...

 

[Ruger Rich]

I'm thinking, "Sewer Gas".

 

[ob1]

9 circles. the good news is with modern technology you can buy

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The bad news is you can only bring one outfit. Odds say bring the first, but Satan reputedly has a severe sense of irony and loves a good joke so...

Well, I'm thinking that I will wear my Speedo's. That might earn me enough penance to get a cooler rock to sit on.

In reference to the OP's thread...
There is an old story dating atleast back to the early 60's, of a city road crew doing some work in the lower SE Belmont area.
While repairing a hole (yes, they actually used to do that) they broke into a cavernous hole that supposedly was hundreds of feet deep. A spotlight and line were brought in, but apparently could not reach the bottom. A city Supervisor had multiple crews sent to the area and ordered steel plates and asphalt to be "quietly" used to patch the hole...
If you find yourself in that area, look due East and you will see the extinct Mt. Tabor volcano a few miles away. BUT, don't jump up and down.

 

[lucusloc]

Someone in the comments said it's just a steam leak. Dang it, I had my hopes up!!

Yeah, this made the rounds in some of my other circles already. Was a steam leak from a few weeks ago(?). I believe it is already fixed.