Sometimes I lay awake in bed pondering things. Not important things by any means, but I don't have the daily stresses to think about like most of you who thought getting married and having kids was a great idea. Morons. I mostly think about my hobbies, how to enjoy them more, obtaining new ones, etc. As most of you know I have the answers to virtually everything, being gifted and all this comes easy for me. But last night I couldn't wrap my head around a couple things I keep seeing in the classifieds. I've noticed quite a few of you like to have your handguns Cerakoted professionally. Quite a few of you like to have your handguns Cerakoted professionally and before the Cerakote is even dry you've got it up for sale on the board. What kind of special needs individual thinks this is a brilliant business decision? Why would you spend $150-$200 on a custom Cerakote job just to turn around and sell it days later?!?! Or is it possible you're more shady than you are special? What are you trying to hide on that gun Gilbert, rust? It's rust isn't it? Is it wear, the DHS size orders of ammo you ran through it but don't want anyone to know? Or could it be that custom Cerakote job changed the tolerances and now it has more problems than a math book? Before my pain meds wear off I have one more bone to pick with Mr. 16 Additional Mags Guy. You want me to believe your gun has only a 1,000 rounds through it, yet you claim all those mags that look like they went through World War II you bought as new (at MSRP of course, resulting in your asking price). And what's with the weird markings at the bottom of the base plates? Get bored with your Crayolas one night? I really hope somebody's offended by this. If not then I feel I've wasted a solid 20 minutes of my life that I'll never get back. But if I take another pill maybe I'll forget I wasted those minutes, hhmmmm... Anything in the classifieds baffle you guys?