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Due to the popularity of Survivor and the state of copy cat reality TV
shows, Eastern Oregon has plans to do its own show, tentatively
titled "Survivor - Eastern Oregon Style."

Contestants will begin the event in Pendleton, and first travel to
Heppner, Condon and Madras. >From there they will proceed on to
Prineville, Redmond and Bend. Then they will turn east to Burns, north to
John Day and over to Baker City through Sumpter. >From Baker City they will
proceed to La Grande, Elgin and through Weston on their final leg back to
Pendleton.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with California license
plates and a large banner reading: "I'm a gay vegetarian. Beef and Beer is
harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Obama in 2012. Deer hunting is
murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns and Bibles."

The first one who makes it back to Pendleton alive, wins.
 

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