My Balls Blew Off

[64MercurysRule]

I don't know about getting your balls back but how 'bout 2 guns for Christmas ......

View: https://youtu.be/OHAhjepTSh4?si=3O25N7cb726x5rqf

 

[CrackPipe]

Mono1... Balls or ball?

Asking for a friend...

 

[Mono1]

Mono1... Balls or ball?

Asking for a friend...

YES!

 

[TTSX]

View: https://youtu.be/wPlOYPGMRws?si=eJlo70yvDDKc4T4f

 

[Member 45541]

View: https://youtu.be/wPlOYPGMRws?si=eJlo70yvDDKc4T4f

That song jist ain't right I tells ya!

Now it's going to be stuck in my head!

 

[TTSX]

That song jist ain't right I tells ya!

Now it's going to be stuck in my head!

Same song, different flavor

View: https://youtu.be/yMP6QD6c5As?si=9CNkDL-rs6-WjR8H

 

[Mono1]

View: https://youtu.be/wPlOYPGMRws?si=eJlo70yvDDKc4T4f

*WAIT* did you Steal that one from me??

 

[TTSX]

*WAIT* did you Steal that one from me??

View: https://youtu.be/UBSdycH-jzs?si=yl53O8PLn6f0w569

 

[Mono1]

Same song, different flavor

View: https://youtu.be/yMP6QD6c5As?si=9CNkDL-rs6-WjR8H

I'm thinking the newer Version is definitely an improvement. Quality Listening. Thanks.

 

[Mono1]

I'm thinking the newer Version is definitely an improvement. Quality Listening. Thanks.

I certainly don't want to derail this important thread from the central topic. However, in the interest of the Season, I would like to offer THIS:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTdMrCzFBGU&ab_channel=MBest11x

 

[Stomper]

Oh baby, just you shut your mouth.

David Bowie, is that YOU?!

 

[arakboss]

At age 25 men play basketball
At age 40 men play tennis
At age 60 men play golf

The moral of the story is the older you get the smaller your balls get!


OK, I'm done!

Now I understand why my wife says I should take up playing marbles.

 

[Member 53867]

 

[Nutty4Guns]

I certainly don't want to derail this important thread from the central topic. However, in the interest of the Season, I would like to offer THIS:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTdMrCzFBGU&ab_channel=MBest11x

I've suddenly been overcome with Christmas spirit!

 

[fredball]

I'm by no means and expert but those look like Balls.

 

[Spitpatch]

True story:

At a gun show in Montana, buddy and I were messing with my truck out in the lot, swapping out a stinger on a receiver hitch. We're in our "Gun Show Duds" (in Montana a gun show is almost like church: you dress for it.), Stetsons, pearl snaps, fresh Wranglers, doggin' heels, etc.

Crouched down facing the rear bumper, we heard a car pull up and stop behind us. We looked over our shoulders to see a dynamite blonde chick in a red Mustang, low cut blouse, window down, "Howdy, Boys!"

"Ya know why Cowboys are always borrowing each other's trailers?"

We politely stood up, turned and faced her, jaws on top of our boots, and one of us managed to produce a mumbled, "No, Why?"

"BECAUSE ALL OF THEIR BALLS ARE THE SAME F..KIN' SIZE!" , as she punched the pedal and threw gravel out of the lot. We looked at each other in disbelief and took not a small amount of time to recover from it.

Looking back now, I think it was Beth Dutton before there was a Beth Dutton.

 

[Stomper]

True story:

At a gun show in Montana, buddy and I were messing with my truck out in the lot, swapping out a stinger on a receiver hitch. We're in our "Gun Show Duds" (in Montana a gun show is almost like church: you dress for it.), Stetsons, pearl snaps, fresh Wranglers, doggin' heels, etc.

Crouched down facing the rear bumper, we heard a car pull up and stop behind us. We looked over our shoulders to see a dynamite blonde chick in a red Mustang, low cut blouse, window down, "Howdy, Boys!"

"Ya know why Cowboys are always borrowing each other's trailers?"

We politely stood up, turned and faced her, jaws on top of our boots, and one of us managed to produce a mumbled, "No, Why?"

"BECAUSE ALL OF THEIR BALLS ARE THE SAME F..KIN' SIZE!" , as she punched the pedal and threw gravel out of the lot. We looked at each other in disbelief and took not a small amount of time to recover from it.

Looking back now, I think it was Beth Dutton before there was a Beth Dutton.

Sounds like my mom.... except for the "dynamite blonde" thing.... just loud, obnoxious, and slightly annoying most times actually.

 

[fredball]

You Guys Are too Much so Funny

 

[sobo]

Just don't drop the jack.

Do I need to even ask this time...???




Oh, all right...



"Drop", you say...???

 

[Nosferatu]

Do I need to even ask this time...???




Oh, all right...



"Drop", you say...???

Sorry, I couldn't hear you. I think another P320 fired unassisted.