McAfee always armed

[Cavedweller]

John McAfee: I keep a gun in my hand while showering, sitting on toilet

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[308]

Seem a bit on the hyper-vigilant side of things.

 

[slimmer13]

Seem a bit on the hyper-vigilant side of things.

That's what you say, until a bolivian, cartel, ninja, hit man jumps you while you're on the John.

There needs to be a thread about the ideal pooping gun. I'd go belt fed.

 

[Diamondback]

Seem a bit on the hyper-vigilant side of things.

"'Paranoia' is simply a state of heightened awareness."--Clint Smith

 

[osprey]

Well hearing a critter coming down the trail with my pants down while out hunting trained me to keep a weapon within reach at all times. I will no longer get caught with my pants down. Luckily it was only a coyote. He passed by me 8' away on a game trail and did an about face when he hit the wall of smell and trotted off the direction he came.

 

[OldTengu]

This seems like someone trying to troll @Stomper

 

[308]

"'Paranoia' is simply a state of heightened awareness."--Clint Smith

During sex though? Come to think about it, he did not say what he was having sex with. If he said a CZ Shadow2, that would be understandable.

 

[titsonritz]

He's a strange dude, that's all there is to it.

 

[Tarawa86]

This seems like someone trying to troll @Stomper

If you go trolling for Stomper, you better bring a bigger boat

 

[OldTengu]

Always keep two forms of protection, especially in South America.

 

[OldTengu]

John McAfee sounds like an awesome videogame villain. I bet he is fing bananas.

What I meant was that ol @Stomper may also find him entertaining, in such a way that a person who finds ridiculous people entertaining would.

 

[Tarawa86]

John McAfee sounds like an awesome videogame villain. I bet he is fing bananas.

What I meant was that ol @Stomper may also find him entertaining, in such a way that a person who finds ridiculous people entertaining would.

I just couldn't pass up the chance to make a 'Jaws' reference lol

 

[ob1]

There needs to be a thread about the ideal pooping gun. I'd go belt fed.

Could be helpful with constipation using the correct position...say maybe isosceles stance ? ​

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

During sex though? Come to think about it, he did not say what he was having sex with. If he said a CZ Shadow2, that would be understandable.

havent you seen any rap music videos?





lol.

 

[OldTengu]

Could be helpful with constipation using the correct position...say maybe isosceles stance ? ​

Definitely no belt loop method bump firing.
That would be awkward and messy.

 

[Stomper]

That's what you say, until a bolivian, cartel, ninja, hit man jumps you while you're on the John.

There needs to be a thread about the ideal pooping gun. I'd go belt fed.

Ya gotta go caseless rounds on them poop-guns, man!

 

[Certaindeaf]

It's not illegal to eat poop but that's what he does for kicks, according to a recent documentary made of him.. of which he was none to happy.
creepy f'r

 

[ob1]

Definitely no belt loop method bump firing.
That would be awkward and messy.

So you're saying you're not always one MOA on porcelain targets ?​

 

[Cavedweller]

It's not illegal to eat poop but that's what he does for kicks, according to a recent documentary made of him.. of which he was none to happy.
creepy f'r

Yeah, but it's healthy!
The latest probiotic drink: a baby poo smoothie

 

[filsonhand]

During sex though? Come to think about it, he did not say what he was having sex with. If he said a CZ Shadow2, that would be understandable.

Kinda like the sheep over in your neck of the woods..... Baaaaaaa,Baaaaaaad