Man Accidentally Cuts off another Man's Manhood with a Chainsaw

[Doc In UPlace]

Making tips... the hard way.

 

[Howard1955]

Reminds me of that joke about the drunk redneck's last words being "Hey, watch this!"

 

[bsa1917hunter]

It's all fun and games until someone looses a weiner.... OOPS, did I say that out loud?? Ha ha...

 

[Bon Sauvage]

Well, it was faster than marriage but the effects are much the same.

 

[41Slinger]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[slimmer13]

I wonder if this "accident" was the result of the lost appendage being used on the wife of ole fumble fingers?

 

[jsparks747]

I have found myself getting chainsaw chaps for MY manhood

 

[Joe13]

Has anyone seen peter?

 

[Member 5605]

Has anyone seen peter?

I did, he looked agitated and was a little short with me.

 

[11Charlie]

I did, he looked agitated and was a little short with me.

 

[Rickenbacher39]

You guys are mean.
Hmmmm.
I kind of like this place............

 

[Gaucho Gringo]

I have found myself getting chainsaw chaps for MY manhood

Chaps, hell I am getting chain mail.

 

[Crohnos01]

Chaps, hell I am getting chain mail.

Well, for the one guy at least chain MALE has been rendered as moot.

 

[Stomper]

OK, I realize that there are random mutants out there that are endowed like a bull elephant prowling the earth, but there's no way, NO WAY, any of them could be mistaken for sportin' a tree branch.... I mean, c'mon.... really?

 

[Member 5605]

OK, I realize that there are random mutants out there that are endowed like a bull elephant prowling the earth, but there's no way, NO WAY, any of them could be mistaken for sportin' a tree branch.... I mean, c'mon.... really?

Branch is relative to the size of a tree. Even a sapling has a branch.

(Drops mic)

 

[Joe13]

Hey John, hold my beer...

How close to yer pecker do you reckon I can get this chainsaw without touching ya?

Trust me, I've done this before...

 

[11Charlie]

Hey John, hold my beer...

How close to yer pecker do you reckon I can get this chainsaw without touching ya?

Trust me, I've done this before...

NOPE you hold my beer!!

 

[Crohnos01]

Beer, power tools, and a low IQ.... what could possibly go wrong?

 

[Stomper]

Hey John, hold my beer...

How close to yer pecker do you reckon I can get this chainsaw without touching ya?

Trust me, I've done this before...

If he was REALLY good, he would have used the "prior member" to hold the beer for himself... kinda like that old adage, "it's like a baby's arm holding an apple"... but in this case holding a beer can.