Is Killing Zombies Really The Answer?

GWS · Oct 28, 2021

Everyone talks about killing zombies but has anyone thought to reach out to zombies with the hand of friendship instead of reaching out to them with a 30-06?
Perhaps the zombie's cry of "Braaaaiinnns" is actually a plea to us to use our brains to find a solution to their problems and help them take their rightful place in society.
I grant that it won't be easy. Heck, when I went to shake hands with a zombie, his whole arm came off. Talk about awkward. Still I think he appreciated the gesture, or would have if my friend hadn't crushed his skull with a splitting maul.

Come on NWFAers, tell your stories and ideas for how we can end this unending war and learn to live in peace with our undead brothers and sisters and ULGBTQI.

arakboss · Oct 28, 2021

GWS said:
Everyone talks about killing zombies but has anyone thought to reach out to zombies with the hand of friendship instead of reaching out to them with a 30-06?
Perhaps the zombie's cry of "Braaaaiinnns" is actually a plea to us to use our brains to find a solution to their problems and help them take their rightful place in society.
I grant that it won't be easy. Heck, when I went to shake hands with a zombie, his whole arm came off. Talk about awkward. Still I think he appreciated the gesture, or would have if my friend hadn't crushed his skull with a splitting maul.

Come on NWFAers, tell your stories and ideas for how we can end this unending war and learn to live in peace with our undead brothers and sisters and ULGBTQI.

What about using them for labor, what skill sets do they have?

GWS · Oct 28, 2021

arakboss said:
What about using them for labor, what skill sets do they have?

Well, have you asked them?
Have you held a job fair for them?

They don't want a hand out, they want a hand up, or maybe just a hand to snack on

arakboss · Oct 28, 2021

GWS said:
Well, have you asked them?
Have you held a job fair for them?

They don't want a hand out, they want a hand up, or maybe just a hand to snack on

Some of the fast food workers I have dealt with are only a step a way from being a zombie. I think the real zombies could learn that trade.

Xaevian · Oct 28, 2021

Zombies make rotten lovers, though.

GWS · Oct 28, 2021

Xaevian said:
Zombies make rotten lovers, though.

Literally
What a mess
Don't ask.

albin25 · Oct 28, 2021

All this is assuming that the Zombie hordes are dead, mostly-dead, or just reallllly stupid*.
- if dead do what you want
- if just mostly-dead, call Miracle Max
- if reallllly stupid.... we're screwed

* (y'know...like "Brandon" voters or Fauci faithful.)

arakboss · Oct 28, 2021

albin25 said:
All this is assuming that the Zombie hordes are dead, mostly-dead, or just reallllly stupid.

(y'know...like "Brandon" voters or Fauci faithful.)

Which may not always be the case.

GWS · Oct 28, 2021

I will point out 81000000 votes for Biden
I'm voting really stupid

elsie · Oct 28, 2021

arakboss said:
What about using them for labor, what skill sets do they have?

elsie

elsie · Oct 28, 2021

Xaevian said:
Zombies make rotten lovers, though.

elsie

Rickenbacher39 · Oct 28, 2021

OK, just one last time and then I give up.
Zombies are not real.
They are a fiction made up by a screenwriter that hasn't enough imagination left
to make a real movie.
Those green tipped cartridges?
Not for zombies.
That is just mold from it sitting in your damp garage for 7 years.
Regular cleaning and proper storage would be suggested.

GWS · Oct 28, 2021

Rickenbacher39 said:
OK, just one last time and then I give up.
Zombies are not real.
They are a fiction made up by a screenwriter that hasn't enough imagination left
to make a real movie.
Those green tipped cartridges?
Not for zombies.
That is just mold from it sitting in your damp garage for 7 years.
Regular cleaning and proper storage would be suggested.

OK
Now that he's given up
Back to the fun