Ima gonna need stitches

[Caveman Jim]

I was taping up my cooler at the Anchorage airport to bring back some frozen fish, well my super sharp knife slipped on the friggin duct tape and I cut the crap out of my finger.

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[arakboss]

I was taping up my cooler at the Anchorage airport to bring back some frozen fish, well my super sharp knife slipped on the friggin duct tape and I cut the crap out of my finger.

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I hope that wasn't your nose picking finger.

 

[Knobgoblin]

Superglue and drive on .

Skip the in flight drinks , you should seal up in a day or two

 

[Knobgoblin]

Also , gotta love your " hair of the dog " wound dressing. Points for style, and improvisation.

 

[Nosferatu]

You now have the power of instant healing.

Now go see if you can make a bicycle fly.

 

[Certaindeaf]

Hopefully you don't need mico-surgery for tendons, nerves and vessels.. that'd be tens of thousands of dollars for one moment of negligence.

 

[Caveman Jim]

Hopefully you don't need mico-surgery for tendons, nerves and vessels.. that'd be tens of thousands of dollars for one moment of negligence.

I can still move my bugger picker perty good.
I'll live but gonna have to shoot with the bird or left handed for a while.

 

[Knobgoblin]

I can still move my bugger picker perty good.
I'll live but gonna have to shoot with the bird or left handed for a while.

Vermont point shooting has entered the chat.

 

[Caveman Jim]

I'll just have to make a mental note that if I'm shooting my revolver I must use my left hand.

 

[Member 24198]

Why were you using a knife on duct tape? Why don't you rip it like normal people?

 

[Mikej]

Why were you using a knife on duct tape? Why don't you rip it like normal people?

Maybe fightin' all those fish affected hand strength? Some of us old(er than you) guys can have that issue. I know I do.

 

[Ben B.]

My dad was fond of saying, "Hell, you're more likely to cut yourself with a dull knife than with a sharp one!"

I love my dad, but he was soooo wrong on that one.

 

[Member 24198]

My dad was fond of saying, "Hell, you're more likely to cut yourself with a dull knife than with a sharp one!"

I love my dad, but he was soooo wrong on that one.

You usually cut yourself when you drop the knife or try to force the blade to cut. A sharp knife week likely cut you with a drop, but a knife that's not sharp enough to cut something will likely cut you when you try to force it.

 

[Ben B.]

Yeah, I understand the reasoning. It don't work that way for real, in my experience.

 

[Member 24198]

Yeah, I understand the reasoning. It don't work that way for real, in my experience.

I've totally cut the snot out of my fingers with dull knives or knives not up to a clean cut, both sharp and dull ones.

 

[Caveman Jim]

Why were you using a knife on duct tape? Why don't you rip it like normal people?

I tried that first but my arthritic fingers weren't up to the task. You whippersnappers go for it.

 

[L84Cabo]

Dibs on your guns...and your fish...if things really go south!

I'm glad you can still count to five. Heal quick!

 

[Caveman Jim]

My dad was fond of saying, "Hell, you're more likely to cut yourself with a dull knife than with a sharp one!"

I love my dad, but he was soooo wrong on that one.

Through my life experiences, a knife is made for cutting, sharp or dull, no matter what you're trying to cut or the operator wielding it.

 

[Ben B.]

Can't argue with that.

 

[arrowshooter]

Dibs on your guns...and your fish...if things really go south!

There is no South with the Caveman.