Going outdoors deemed too dangerous for Penn State clubs

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These azz clowns will never know the pleasure of an evening spent on the creek or lake bank with a young lady under the stars miles from anything.

There is a line in a Steely Dan song..Ricci Don't Lose that Number" that says " Maybe we will just stay inside and play games..I don't know..".

All these stay inside / in the city people can have it..when you care confined to a 15 x 15 room for 3 months due to health reasons, you will go outside very chance you get.