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(This is a long post – written with tongue-in-cheek. Read and TWYLALTR. Thx.)
So – do NOT click on the "Spoiler" image links below until you have read the entire post. If you click on those images before reading the post – you'll miss all the fun.
OK, I've found the new Glock pistol line designed to fight against false accusations by nutcase roadragers that an innocent driver in a vehicle which the roadrager was raging against pointed a handgun at the roadrager, when in reality that did not happen.
From what I understand, this happens a lot. A nutcase roadrager goes off on another driver (like me or you) who is innocent of doing anything wrong. Then that roadrager leaves the scene and calls 911 and reports that the innocent driver pointed a handgun at them. But in reality, the innocent driver did NOT point a handgun at the roadrager.
The dispatch operator (or the responding officer) will ask the complainant about the gun, most certainly about what color it was. Even though the roadrager never saw a gun, they have to provide some type of answer to facilitate their lie – so usually they will say that the gun was black, since the great majority of handguns are black or of such a dark gray color to be black for all intents-and-purposes.
If the investigation shows that the innocent driver does not own a handgun and never had a gun in the car, then the downside for the roadrager who filed a false police report is – NOTHING. Because when confronted by law enforcement or an attorney with the contradictory information obtained from the innocent driver (e.g., no handgun), the roadrager will say something like, "well, it looked like gun." Remember, this is a nut-job roadrager. And, of course, the wacked roadrager will have a wacked (girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, friend, etc.) in the car with them who will lie and corroborate the roadrager's story.
So, they have no accountability.
HERE IS THE MORE SERIOUS PROBLEM IN THIS SITUATION.
What if the innocent driver did have a handgun in the car, either in a gun case or on their person because they are licensed to carry. There is a GREAT probability that their handgun is black or some derivative of black. When law enforcement establishes that fact then the innocent driver will be placed under arrest for a crime that – in Oregon – can range from a misdemeanor to a class C felony.
Because this problem is becoming more pervasive, Glock has introduced a new line of pistols to combat this serious problem for law abiding gun owners. It is called the:
False
Accusation
Rebuttal
Testimony
System
or ……. FARTS
aka ……. GLOCK FARTS
With one of these firearms you will be able to provide immediate testimony to the powers-that-be and rebut anyone who says you pointed a black firearm at them. (As an added advantage, it will also rebut a roadrager's claim that the firearm was sliver, ODG, FDE, or Dessert Tan.)
The system is a simple 3 step program.
Step 1: Purchase one of the new Glock FARTS handguns
Step 2: When confronted by the police asking to see your firearm – you present your firearm to them
Step 3: The police smile knowingly and tell you to have a nice day
Bonus Step (not required for the system to work): You call Guido at 1-GET-'ER-DONE with a job offer. (Not really … or maybe not … really?)
So, click on the blurred photos below for examples of pistols from the new GLOCK FARTS lineup.
Cheers and TWYLALTR.
So – do NOT click on the "Spoiler" image links below until you have read the entire post. If you click on those images before reading the post – you'll miss all the fun.
OK, I've found the new Glock pistol line designed to fight against false accusations by nutcase roadragers that an innocent driver in a vehicle which the roadrager was raging against pointed a handgun at the roadrager, when in reality that did not happen.
From what I understand, this happens a lot. A nutcase roadrager goes off on another driver (like me or you) who is innocent of doing anything wrong. Then that roadrager leaves the scene and calls 911 and reports that the innocent driver pointed a handgun at them. But in reality, the innocent driver did NOT point a handgun at the roadrager.
The dispatch operator (or the responding officer) will ask the complainant about the gun, most certainly about what color it was. Even though the roadrager never saw a gun, they have to provide some type of answer to facilitate their lie – so usually they will say that the gun was black, since the great majority of handguns are black or of such a dark gray color to be black for all intents-and-purposes.
If the investigation shows that the innocent driver does not own a handgun and never had a gun in the car, then the downside for the roadrager who filed a false police report is – NOTHING. Because when confronted by law enforcement or an attorney with the contradictory information obtained from the innocent driver (e.g., no handgun), the roadrager will say something like, "well, it looked like gun." Remember, this is a nut-job roadrager. And, of course, the wacked roadrager will have a wacked (girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, friend, etc.) in the car with them who will lie and corroborate the roadrager's story.
So, they have no accountability.
HERE IS THE MORE SERIOUS PROBLEM IN THIS SITUATION.
What if the innocent driver did have a handgun in the car, either in a gun case or on their person because they are licensed to carry. There is a GREAT probability that their handgun is black or some derivative of black. When law enforcement establishes that fact then the innocent driver will be placed under arrest for a crime that – in Oregon – can range from a misdemeanor to a class C felony.
Because this problem is becoming more pervasive, Glock has introduced a new line of pistols to combat this serious problem for law abiding gun owners. It is called the:
False
Accusation
Rebuttal
Testimony
System
or ……. FARTS
aka ……. GLOCK FARTS
With one of these firearms you will be able to provide immediate testimony to the powers-that-be and rebut anyone who says you pointed a black firearm at them. (As an added advantage, it will also rebut a roadrager's claim that the firearm was sliver, ODG, FDE, or Dessert Tan.)
The system is a simple 3 step program.
Step 1: Purchase one of the new Glock FARTS handguns
Step 2: When confronted by the police asking to see your firearm – you present your firearm to them
Step 3: The police smile knowingly and tell you to have a nice day
Bonus Step (not required for the system to work): You call Guido at 1-GET-'ER-DONE with a job offer. (Not really … or maybe not … really?)
So, click on the blurred photos below for examples of pistols from the new GLOCK FARTS lineup.
Cheers and TWYLALTR.
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