Gelded today

[Oregonhunter5]

any advice?
Slight pain thus far.
Doc had to use high tension cable cutters.

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[jbett98]

Keep ahead of the pain, take the meds before it shows up.
Wear the doctor recommended jock strap for a couple of days, it really does help.

 

[ron]

Peas. Frozen peas. On the "affected area". And Disney movies. You
may feel OK. But do absolutely nothing.

 

[Meridian7750]

I'll offer advice, but you're on your own if you decide not to follow it...
1) Bags of frozen peas are your friend. I cannot emphasize this enough. Anytime you're sitting or lying (which should be all the time for the next 48-72 hours, see #2), have a frozen bag of peas cooling down your angry parts.
2) do not do ANYTHING for 2 or 3 days. Don't climb stairs, don't wrestle with the kids, don't walk the dog. If you do, you will most likely regret it. For weeks.
3) be prepared to see colors down there that you've never seen before. Purples and yellows mostly. For how long, you ask?
Depends on how well you follow my advice above.

Want the good news? You need to " clear the pipes" multiple times before all active swimmers have been kicked out of your pool. Hopefully you have help with that part.
Otherwise you'll go blind.

 

[308]

any advice?
Slight pain thus far.
Doc had to use high tension cable cutters.

When coming down off a ladder, don't accidentally miss the last rung
Interesting the doc used cable cutters...same thing happened to me

 

[jbett98]

I was only home for 30 minutes after the operation and lying comfortably on top of the bed, when my little daughter ran into the room and attempted to throw herself onto the bed, and if it wasn't for my wife's quick reactions, she would have accidentally kneed me in the groin.

 

[Oregonhunter5]

From your experience, can I drive 14 hours in 48 hour period come this Friday? I've got a buddy turning 80.
Btw, did your doc show you the noodle pieces he cut? He did mine in the clinic. Just a local.

 

[Oregonhunter5]

Peas. Frozen peas. On the "affected area". And Disney movies. You
may feel OK. But do absolutely nothing.

I hate Disney movies.

 

[Meridian7750]

From your experience, can I drive 14 hours in 48 hour period come this Friday? I've got a buddy turning 80.
Btw, did your doc show you the noodle pieces he cut? He did mine in the clinic. Just a local.

Bring the peas.
Actually, since you'll be 4 days post-procedure, you'll know whether you've followed "the rules" or not.
Wickedly painful, purple grape fruits masquerading as your balls will be your first clue that you didn't take everyone's advice.

 

[Oregonhunter5]

I had a procedure back in the day. My balls were so big, and purple, you'd run for your life if you saw them. Like each one was as big as a grapefruit. Seriously.

 

[jbett98]

Still not as bad as having a reversal.

 

[Oregonhunter5]

Brother in law did that.
He's always been an idiot.

 

[slimmer13]

Aren't you LDS? I thought this procedure was frowned upon in that faith?

 

[jbett98]

Not as much of an idiot as my friend. He did it twice when the first time failed.
She got the kid she always wanted and divorced him two years later.
He's still paying child support.

 

[Oregonhunter5]

Aren't you LDS? I thought this procedure was frowned upon in that faith?

Nope. We all do it.

 

[Oregonhunter5]

Not as much of an idiot as my friend. He did it twice when the first time failed.
She got the kid she always wanted and divorced him two years later.
He's still paying child support.

That's $7,000 for each reversal.
Dude needs to go gay.

 

[jbett98]

All told, he spent over $50.000.00 for in vitro fertilization, two reversals and all the other quack procedures to get her pregnant.

 

[Oregonhunter5]

All told, he spent over $50.000.00 for in vitro fertilization, two reversals and all the other quack procedures to get her pregnant.

Good laws. And what's his income?