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[Mono1]

Is it still the case if you arrive in a fireball of twisted metal and vomit?

Reminds me of a BackPacking trip many years ago with the BIL.

First night was Great. Thunder and Lighting all around the Camp. We agreed to sip JD each time we saw lightning.

Next morning, it was JD and Pop Tarts all over the ground and the surrounding Bushes.

Never ate Pop Tarts again after that.

Those don't Sit Well.

 

[AshWilliams]

Now we need to start an inebriated stories thread.

 

[solv3nt]

Reminds me of a BackPacking trip many years ago with the BIL.

First night was Great. Thunder and Lighting all around the Camp. We agreed to sip JD each time we saw lightning.

Next morning, it was JD and Pop Tarts all over the ground and the surrounding Bushes.

Never ate Pop Tarts again after that.

Those don't Sit Well.

I like how out of the two things you put in your mouth in twelve hours, it's the pop tarts that you think were the problem.

 

[Flopsweat]

Now we need to start an inebriated stories thread.

Do it!

 

[bionic knees]

I LOVE this Post. Been fully retired for close to a year now, but EVERY DAM NITE I DREAM ABOUT A WORK SITUATION SOMEWHERE. EVEN PLACES I NEVER WORKED AT.

I have been retired nearly 8 years now and still go to work in my dreams on a pretty regular basis. what the hell is up with that?

 

[WEE]

Now we need to start an inebriated stories thread.

All of mine occurred in my 20's and have long been forgotten. Probably best that way.

 

[GrayGoose]

All of mine occurred in my 20's and have long been forgotten. Probably best that way.

I don't remember what I've forgotten...

 

[Flopsweat]

I don't remember what I've forgotten...

You told us that one already.

 

[GrayGoose]

You told us that one already.

I don't recall.

 

[Flopsweat]

I don't recall.

Eh, me either.

 

[ditchtiger]

I have been retired nearly 8 years now and still go to work in my dreams on a pretty regular basis. what the hell is up with that?

Do you wake up an hour late for work. Scramble to dress and eat quick before you remember. It is still a disturbing feeling.

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[WEE]

 

[WEE]

 

[WEE]

 

[lucusloc]

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Whistling kitty chasers? Are those the ones that tie to the tail or the ones with the little point that goes in the hole?

 

[Cavedweller]

My kids are such complainers...

 

[Cavedweller]

 

[Flopsweat]

Whistling kitty chasers? Are those the ones that tie to the tail or the ones with the little point that goes in the hole?

 

[Richo877]