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You need to get out of your cave more.I don't get it. What's funny about that?
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You need to get out of your cave more.I don't get it. What's funny about that?
Join the club.You need to get out of your cave more.
Well, the Jenners. But we know who you mean.
You forgot to say "Try to keep up".Well, the Jenners. But we know who you mean.
Well, the Jenners. But we know who you mean.
You couldn't if you wanted to.Flopsweat? Cavedweller? Are we interrupting the two of you?
=UK CLASSIFIED ADSYou have to love British humor!
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES.1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
"Worn once by mistake."
A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.... A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.... I'm a gynecologist.'
The proctologist fainted
The urologist was looking a little woozy too.Cardiologist's funeral...