Fortune Cookie speaks to me....

[Legs]

Best advice I ever picked up at the local wilted lettuce joint.

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[ma96782]

That, being the case. I should probably get one or two?


Aloha, Mark

 

[nammac]

That, being the case. I should probably get one or two?
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Aloha, Mark

Just for that special SHTF moment...

Now having that for an AR would be most impressive...

 

[Colts4me]

Yep, the unexpected...

 

[Certaindeaf]

darn it.. I thought you meant this guy..

 

[nammac]

Yep, the unexpected...View attachment 458517

Medusa lives!!!!!

 

[Medic!]

[In bed]

 

[CountryGent]

Back in 2016 I had lengthy NFA (Form 1) wait and received this in a fortunate cookie:




Of course, it lied.

 

[No_Regerts]

 

[cigars]

And of course....

 

[No_Regerts]

There is a place where you can order custom fortunes. I thought of a few:

"She's Cheating"

"You're Pregnant"

"Get Tested...IMMEDIATELY"

 

[kmk1012]

This was from the day after we had a "surprise!" baby!!!

 

[Andy54Hawken]

So , if you get a unlucky fortune...does that make it a :
Misfortune Cookie...?
Andy

 

[Slobray]

I have a problem with most "fortune cookies" that I get.............. they're not fortunes (just like the one in the OP). It seems that they contain mainly proverbs, advice or just some witty bubblegum and leave out the "fortune" part.

They either need to change the name to "Proverb Cookies", "Advice Cookies", "Witty/Humerus Saying Cookies", etc. or start putting fortunes back in them.



Ray

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

darn it.. I thought you meant this guy..

 

[Caveman Jim]

I have a problem with most "fortune cookies" that I get.............. they're not fortunes (just like the one in the OP). It seems that they contain mainly proverbs, advice or just some witty bubblegum and leave out the "fortune" part.

They either need to change the name to "Proverb Cookies", "Advice Cookies", "Witty/Humerus Saying Cookies", etc. or start putting fortunes back in them.



Ray

I called them BS cookies, because truthfully that's all they are is b*******.

 

[Mister Bisley]

I called them BS cookies, because truthfully that's all they are is b*******.

Except for the winning lotto numbers on the back

 

[Mister Bisley]

Here are a few of my faves...I have about a hundred of them in a bag and thought it would be neat to put them all in a frame and hang over the toilet so I can read them when I'm using it.

 

[Capn Jack]

I buy the discounted rejects, (Unfortunate Cookies) from the factory by the bag full.
They make a handy snack that keeps well in a cookie tin and who cares about the paper inside.

 

[clearconscience]

I'm waiting for my YOLO fortune