Chicken man vs bear!

[Capn Jack]

After a late night hunt my cousin's husband and I were skinning a large possum in their kitchen sink. My cousin walked in and started screaming. Later she said she thought it was a baby.

 

[chickenman]

Sounds like you butchered the bear worse, but the English language definitely comes in a close second.

LoL
yeah English is hard
but that bears rib cage was worse

 

[MikeInOr]

LoL
yeah English is hard
but that bears rib cage was worse

Uh, you said Eugene area?... are you positive it was a bear and not one of them hippy chicks? That's a pretty common mistake to make in a hungover haze around those parts... they look darn near identical as far as body hair... and the smell doesn't help in identification much either.

 

[FourTeeFive]

After a late night hunt my cousin's husband and I were skinning a large possum in their kitchen sink. My cousin walked in and started screaming. Later she said she thought it was a baby.

There must be some funny looking kids in that family for her to mistake a skinned possum for a baby.

 

[ARFrog]

There must be some funny looking kids in that family for her to mistake a skinned possum for a baby.

Umm...not any more

 

[Capn Jack]

Nothing like a kitchen sink full of blood and gore to freak out a half asleep blond at 05:00.

 

[Kmshott]

@chickenman Hilarious and epic hunting story! Congrats on taking down the bear, despite the chaos and mishaps.

 

[fifthgenhunter]

best story Ive read here.

Thank you for a great story

 

[ma96782]

A Bear Story.

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/08JfnZJOxOk?si=3JKrkps1x2l2XQkR


Aloha, Mark

 

[wolfman63wagon]

That story is amazing! Sounds like you both were caught with your pants down