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Burglar eaten by alligator

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by NWGlockgal, Dec 8, 2015.

  1. NWGlockgal

    NWGlockgal Oregon Well-Known Member

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  2. Certaindeaf

    Certaindeaf SE Portland Well-Known Member

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    Choot, Lizabet, chooot!
     
  3. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    And I was hoping for security camera footage of this...

    I'm disappointed.
     
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  4. Joe13

    Joe13 NW of Vancouver Opinionated & Blunt Bronze Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

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    Same here! Disappointing.


    When I buy land, I am putting 10' of blackberries around the edge and have goats keep it trimmed back from my property.

    Then I'll feed the excess goats as they mate to the camen in the moat around my 12' walls.

    Cannons? Nah, just a 50 cal M2 on the top turret of my house:p
     
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  5. David Bowman

    David Bowman Beaverton OR Archer Defense Concepts

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    :s0133:

    Now the alligator is going to actually turn him into a piece of what everyone thinks he is already.
     
  6. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Chain gun towers at the corners. Enemies heads on pikes around the perimeter!:cool:
     
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  7. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    I'm disappointed that the authorities felt it necessary to kill the gator! Didn't have time to transport it to the deep end of the end of the swamp!:mad:
     
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  8. salmonriverjohn

    salmonriverjohn N.W Oregon coast, Gods country Well-Known Member

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    And the old gator says,, yep, tastes just like chicken!
     
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  9. AndyinEverson

    AndyinEverson Everson, Wa. Well-Known Member

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    If you have a leash on your gator , does that make it "open carry" ? LOL
    Andy
     
  10. Certaindeaf

    Certaindeaf SE Portland Well-Known Member

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    Had he somehow survived the attack, the resulting psychological trauma would probably have been horrific.

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  11. edslhead

    edslhead Vanc Gold Supporter Gold Supporter Silver Supporter

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    They could have rented it out to lots of people:D
     
  12. BigBull 301

    BigBull 301 PDX almost Well-Known Member

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    Just taking a bite outta crime...

    He was a good gator, just turning his life around...
     
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  13. PiratePast40

    PiratePast40 Willamette Valley Well-Known Member

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    Oh .... B U R G L E R. I thought they said B U R G E R!:eek:
     
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