Burglar eaten by alligator

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  1. NWGlockgal

    NWGlockgal
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  2. Certaindeaf

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    Choot, Lizabet, chooot!
     
  3. Dyjital

    Dyjital
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    And I was hoping for security camera footage of this...

    I'm disappointed.
     
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  4. Joe13

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    Same here! Disappointing.


    When I buy land, I am putting 10' of blackberries around the edge and have goats keep it trimmed back from my property.

    Then I'll feed the excess goats as they mate to the camen in the moat around my 12' walls.

    Cannons? Nah, just a 50 cal M2 on the top turret of my house:p
     
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  5. David Bowman

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    :s0133:

    Now the alligator is going to actually turn him into a piece of what everyone thinks he is already.
     
  6. Sgt Nambu

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    Chain gun towers at the corners. Enemies heads on pikes around the perimeter!:cool:
     
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  7. Sgt Nambu

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    I'm disappointed that the authorities felt it necessary to kill the gator! Didn't have time to transport it to the deep end of the end of the swamp!:mad:
     
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  8. salmonriverjohn

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    And the old gator says,, yep, tastes just like chicken!
     
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  9. AndyinEverson

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    If you have a leash on your gator , does that make it "open carry" ? LOL
    Andy
     
  10. Certaindeaf

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    Had he somehow survived the attack, the resulting psychological trauma would probably have been horrific.

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  11. edslhead

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    They could have rented it out to lots of people:D
     
  12. BigBull 301

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    Just taking a bite outta crime...

    He was a good gator, just turning his life around...
     
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    Oh .... B U R G L E R. I thought they said B U R G E R!:eek:
     
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