Best caption contest

[PosterGuy]

I just got this classic poster that I am going to do custom work with. The original says "The M1 does my talking! ....with your cartridges". I took out the "with your cartridges". So...let's see what captions you guys can come up with. If I end up using one I'll send you a free copy of the poster! Make it funny!

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[Abe Froman]

Can You Hear Me Now?

 

[HITMAN]

Say hellow to my little friend..

 

[coctailer]

And it speaks for America. Wanna Chat?

 

[dolooper]

I just got this classic poster that I am going to do custom work with. The original says "The M1 does my talking! ....with your cartridges". I took out the "with your cartridges". So...let's see what captions you guys can come up with. If I end up using one I'll send you a free copy of the poster! Make it funny!

The Second Amendment Protects Freedom of Speech for My M1.

 

[elcid11]

My M1 Does MY talking....


"pop quiz....is this a magazine, or a clip?"


(cause the guy is holding....ah nm)

 

[wichaka]

Yep, that would be a 'clip'

Pistols have magazines.

 

[Spray-n-pray]

The M1 does my talking......

And sometimes I just can't keep my mouth shut

 

[Spray-n-pray]

The M1 does MY talking......

y no habla espanol

 

[Spray-n-pray]

The M1 does MY talking.........

it says it doesn't like you

 

[Weebs]

30-06 does my convincing!

My favorite thus far!

 

[sweetbeard]

And it doesn't need a translator.


"And it likes turtles"

 

[Sun195]

"They say talk is cheap. But, with the rising cost of ammo, I can't say nearly as much as I'd like to."

 

[Bend]

My M-1 does my talking!

Followed by any of the below:

Can you help carry the rest of my ammo?

3 %'ers unite!

3%'ers do my politicin'.

And, I do the voting!

ETA:

And, its says "Remember Sipsey Street."

And I feed the hogs.



BTW, clips feed magazines for both rifle and pistols.

 

[coctailer]

The M1 does MY talking......

y no habla espanol

:rockon:

 

[DB Cooper]

Yep, that would be a 'clip'

Pistols have magazines.

Not to be picky, but techically it's an "En-bloc" clip.


"And it's Fluent in any language..."

 

[Teamowner]

Thanks to Pres. Obahma my M1 has laryngitas.

 

[BillM]

Yep, that would be a 'clip'

Pistols have magazines.

Drift on


Rifles and shotguns also have magazines. And there are pistols
with clips. Hmmmm--I can't think of ONE currently manufactured
firearm that uses a clip. Anybody? A few will take stripper clips, but
that doesn't really count.

Drift off

 

[Bend]

Drift on


Rifles and shotguns also have magazines. And there are pistols
with clips. Hmmmm--I can't think of ONE currently manufactured
firearm that uses a clip. Anybody? A few will take stripper clips, but
that doesn't really count.

Drift off

Several 45 ACP revolvers use halfmoon clips , S&W 625 as an example.

 

[JumpWing]

The M1 does MY talking...

...and here's a few words from our sponsors.

...care to check my grammar?

...and this clip has a knock-knock joke in it.

...prepare to copy, over.

...lend me your ear.

...and this is "hello" in eight different languages.