Under pressure from advertisers, Baltimore City Paper spikes a review | Baltimore Brew If I liked it, I thought, it would make my traditional folkie friends go crazy, said Kitchens. But instead he found the evening a disaster, with musicians who play like the American Idol house band and Aldean making a horrifyingly awful attempt at rapping. A lot like watching a two-hour beer commercial. . . a mindless dopamine rush as precise in its effects as methamphetamine, Kitchens wrote. He struts around the stage with his prop guitar like a rockstar android wiggling his *** in a manner so contrived it makes Madonna look like Miles Davis in comparison.