Words of wisdom to live by...from the Shaman

[RugerDog]

Wise words from the Shaman:

Do not follow where the path may lead...Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail!

If everything is coming your way...You may be in the wrong lane!

A bad attitude is like a flat tire...If you don't change it, you're going nowhere!

At first, they will ask, why are you doing it...Later they will ask how you did it!

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[slimmer13]

Can't turn a ho into a housewife

 

[Lilhigbee]

Do not lead for I may not follow. Do not follow for I may not lead. GET THE F#$% AWAY FROM ME!!!

If everything is coming your way, return fire!!

A bad attitude is like bug spray, it keeps irritants away.

At first they will ask what are you doing. Later they will ask how did you get in the house??

 

[pharmseller]

Don't touch me there

No, those are not my drugs

I've never even met her

 

[Andy54Hawken]

"Always look on the bright side of life..."
As a wise ( arse ) group of fellas once sang....
Andy

 

[pharmseller]

"Always look on the bright side of life..."
As a wise ( arse ) group of fellas once sang....
Andy

A moose once bit my sister…

 

[Flopsweat]

"No matter where you go, there you are."

Buckaroo Banzai

 

[Cavedweller]

Never try to teach a pig to sing.

It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.

(kinda like posting on this forum )

 

[L84Cabo]

The early bird gets the worm...But the second mouse gets the cheese.

So choose wisely...and may the odds be ever in your favor!

WOLVERINES!

 

[mrblond]

Dont wizz on the electric fence

 

[Flopsweat]

Dont wizz on the electric fence

 

[albin25]

From 1972 ! ...
... but still surprisingly current after 50 years.

 

[Lilhigbee]

 

[gryghin]

Can't turn a ho into a housewife

Well... you can't spell Housewife without Ho.

 

[P7M13]

Any day vertical is an opportunity to get horizontal.