Why did the gun break up with the bullet?

[Mickjaga88]

Why did the gun break up with the bullet?

Because it felt like it was always getting *fired* up over nothing!

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[arakboss]

I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex.

He is my small arms dealer.

 

[arakboss]

Did you hear that Chuck Norris was shot?

The bullet was critically injured.

 

[arakboss]

What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anymore?

A Vegun.

 

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[arakboss]

A hunter has called 911.

Dispatcher:911 what is your emergency?

Hunter:I...I think my friend is dead! He just plopped down and died!

Dispatcher:Sir please calm down first make sure he is dead.

Hunter:Okay hold on.


*The dispatcher hears 2 distinct gunshots

Hunter:Okay now what?

 

[arakboss]

 

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[orygun]

Welcome, Mick!

 

[Xaevian]

Welcome!

 

[gryghin]

Welcome Aboard. Glad you found the forum.


This is the best place to hang out on the internet.

Check out the organized clean ups in Oregon and Washington. It's the best way to meet the community and learn where and how to use public lands responsibly.

If you really want to get involved in community action check out Trash No Land.

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[Mickjaga88]

Did you hear that Chuck Norris was shot?

The bullet was critically injured.

Hahaha yeah

 

[Mickjaga88]

A hunter has called 911.

Dispatcher:911 what is your emergency?

Hunter:I...I think my friend is dead! He just plopped down and died!

Dispatcher:Sir please calm down first make sure he is dead.

Hunter:Okay hold on.


*The dispatcher hears 2 distinct gunshots

Hunter:Okay now what?

Ohhh my

 

[Mickjaga88]

Welcome, Mick!

Thank you

 

[Mickjaga88]

Welcome!

Thank you so much

 

[Mickjaga88]

Welcome Aboard. Glad you found the forum.


This is the best place to hang out on the internet.

Check out the organized clean ups in Oregon and Washington. It's the best way to meet the community and learn where and how to use public lands responsibly.

If you really want to get involved in community action check out Trash No Land.

Home - Trash No Land

Bad Choices Wildcat 5-30-26 Fundraiser Event 2026About Trash No Land Who we are and what we do Map of places to shoot on Public Lands Care

www.trashnoland.org

Thank you. I'll definitely check it out

 

[fredball]

Welcome Aboard