Unbeliveable.

[salmonriverjohn]

You say that but who would have thought someone would ever want to shoot themselves just to see how it feels?

We say that, but who would thought someone would walk into a theater and do the same, there are nuts from lots of different trees out there.

 

[Stomper]

Good thing he didn't want to know what it's like to keister a baseball bat...

 

[Deebow]

The Gene Pool lifeguards must have been off that day, because he should have been whistled out of the gene pool some time ago. And to think this dude can breed....

Should have saved Darwin the trouble and shot himself in the head.

 

[The Heretic]

Sometimes you just gotta know

 

[ZA_Survivalist]

Haha thats perfect!

 

[Kid@Heart]

Colorado man reportedly shoots himself in foot to see what it feels like.

A Colorado man-- who police say was curious to see what being shot felt like-- reportedly sustained a non-life-threatening injury Wednesday night after he fired a single bullet into his foot.


The paper said initial reports indicated that the shooting was accidental.

Accidental??

How? Was he trying to fire two shots into his other foot and missed??

 

[Just Jim]

People do dumb things that get them hurt. Mill accident and a fellow lost a finger by sticking it into a big fan. They brought him to the scene of the accident and asked him how he could just put his finger in that fan. He showed them by sticking in another finger to be cut off....
True story...

 

[Stomper]

A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "hey doc, every time I smack myself in he forehead it hurts, ya gotta help me!" The Doctor asks, "so you're sure it hurts every single time you do that?" "Yeah Doc, EVERY single time!" The Doctor then answered, "then don't do that."

 

[Just Jim]

Women went to doc and said "oh please help me, I hurt all over". Doc said, "touch yourself where it hurts". She touched her arm and screamed in pain then touched her leg and screamed in pain, then touched her head and screamed in pain... Doc says "I know what it is, your finger is broke".