Silly ad/mad lib type game, go!

[CamoDeafie]

Silly game to keep us in high spirits, use this format and put whatever silly things you can think of! keep this pg!!!

My gun is so ______, that _______

I'll start with a few to get the thread going

My gun is so clean, that the Standards and Measures wants to use it

My gun is so dusty, the Moon is clean

My gun is so dirty, I found Clinton's missing emails

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[GOG]

My gun is so clean that it almost squeaks.

And Epstein didn't kill himself.

 

[Stomper]

My gun is so sexy, that I don't need viagra...

 

[titsonritz]

My gun is so rockin', that it does the talkin'.

 

[MasterChief]

My gun is so fast, she didn't see it cumming

 

[MarshalChillN]

My gun is so light, if it had wings, it'd take flight....

 

[MarshalChillN]

My gun is so noisy, they've heard it in Boise !!!



thinkin its time to shut DOWN !!!

 

[XoXSciFiGuy]

My gun is SO old, it filed for Social Security and Medicare.

 

[MarshalChillN]

My gun is SO old, it filed for Social Security and Medicare.

AND got a stimulus check? LOL

 

[XoXSciFiGuy]

AND got a stimulus check? LOL

No, but the wife and I got the full amount. First thing I did with some of it was to buy something more important than food. 1851 Navy 36 caliber from Pietta. (*insert evil laugh here*)

 

[CamoDeafie]

My gun is so large,the Germans called it Schwerer Gustave

 

[XoXSciFiGuy]

My gun is SO rusty, the last time I fired it, I had to get a tetanus shot.

 

[Stomper]

My gun is so oily, the price of oil went back up.

 

[Stomper]

My gun is so loud, even my MIL shut up.

 

[Stomper]

My gun is so big, my wife keeps asking if I'm just glad to see her.