Rabid Moose in Alaska

[The Heretic]

First rabid moose in state history discovered in Alaska

Wildlife officials believe the moose may have been bitten by a rabid fox.

www.kptv.com

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[Alexx1401]

Those damn things are dangerous as is. A rabid one could really make a mess!!

 

[arakboss]

Need to start rabies Vax for all Alaskan wild mammals. Let me buy some shares of rabies Vax manufactures first.

 

[JohnnyMac]

I hope they make all of the rest of them wear a mask to slow the spread. Probably only need a couple weeks....

 

[solv3nt]

From what I understand about moose behavior, I'm not sure what came off as odd.

 

[Certaindeaf]

Quarantine it downtown Portland.

 

[Nosferatu]

Damn that climate change. We're going to have to switch to electric moose now.

 

[DunRanull]

Need to start rabies Vax for all Alaskan wild mammals. Let me buy some shares of rabies Vax manufactures first.

Too late, Bill Gates owns it all....

 

[ilostmypswrd]

Need to start rabies Vax for all Alaskan wild mammals. Let me buy some shares of rabies Vax manufactures first.

But will they need a booster every 6 months, or is it 1 and done, and what moron is going to try a jab a big old bull moose, `hey Mister Moose let me just swab your leg with some bacten first before i insert this 8 inch needle`, Yeah I wanna watch that with a cold beer and a bag of salty pretzels.

 

[Stomper]

Need to start rabies Vax for all Alaskan wild mammals. Let me buy some shares of rabies Vax manufactures first.

Make 'em wear a mask, mandate vaccines, maintain a 6' buffer, only allowed to graze if they're an essential mammal otherwise must stay in their grass beds and count their poop-pellets for the proceeding 3-yrs.


This is fine.

 

[Stomper]

Quarantine it downtown Portland.

The idjits would elect it as mayor…. or ask it to be a replacement for the elk fountain that they vandalized.

 

[JohnnyMac]

The idjits would elect it as mayor

Sad part is it would probably do a better job...

 

[Stomper]

Sad part is it would probably do a better job...

Mayor Bullwinkle to the rescue!!!

 

[Alexx1401]

Mayor Bullwinkle to the rescue!!!

How could he possibly do worse

 

[ma96782]

Aloha, Mark

 

[ditchtiger]

Make 'em wear a mask, mandate vaccines, maintain a 6' buffer, only allowed to graze if they're an essential mammal otherwise must stay in their grass beds and count their poop-pellets for the proceeding 3-yrs.


This is fine.

And close all the Moose schools.

 

[Stomper]

How could he possibly do worse

True, Bullwinkle Moose and the current Portland mayor are both cartoon characters.