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Normally I dont post... But this is so truth!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Benny503, Nov 1, 2013.

  1. Benny503

    Benny503 Grants Pass Well-Known Member

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    George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell. While there, they spied a red phone and asked what the phone was for. The devil told them it was for calling back to Earth.

    Putin asked to call Russia and talked for 5 minutes. When he was finished, the devil informed him that the cost was ONE million dollars, so Putin wrote him a check.

    Next, Queen Elizabeth called England and talked for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informed her that the cost was SIX million dollars, so she wrote him a check.

    Finally George Bush got his turn and talked for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that the cost was $5.00. When Putin heard this he went ballistic and asked the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

    The devil smiled and replied: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to Hell, so it's a local call.
     
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    cookie THE SOCIALIST STATE OF KALI - FORNIA Well-Known Member

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    The truth hurts.
     
  3. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner You'll Never Know Well-Known Member

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    I'm stealing that!! :thumbup:
     
  4. U201491

    U201491 Well-Known Member

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    Me too :)