If Joe can't control his dog...

[edzz]

46 creates an unsafe work environment.
Why would Joe think he's qualified to discuss gun control when it's evident he can't control his dog?

Major gets another demerit

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[Certaindeaf]

If the tooth marks fit you must acquit!

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Obviously we must ban all rescue dogs....
And no one needs a dog that can bite or attack more than once....
What about the dreaded "animal shelter loop hole"...? All animals must come from a federally licensed animal dealer....

Hey , just applying "gun control logic" to the problem in the OP....after all it sure has worked so far elsewhere...
( Sarcasm in all of the above )
Andy

 

[Ura-Ki]

This is the third incident with the Side dogs, one has already been banished from the White House! Biting Federal employee's ain't a small manor, especially when two required medical treatment!
Circle Back Saki needs to step up her game, her propaganda skills are lacking!!!

 

[Mikej]

So Joe is just another Pee-Poor dog owner. It fits right in with his other defects.

 

[Bam]

Does Joe even know he has a dog?

 

[RicInOR]

And here I was thinking this was a thread about the new update to NWFA.

 

[Labradorian]

So grumpy dog isn't adjusting well to high stress environment. My love-everyone Labrador takes an occasional dislike to someone once in a while. I'm not seeing where who the owners are a matters a lot but a story is a story.

 

[pdx1]

And here I was thinking this was a thread about the new update to NWFA.

Me too, I thought it was about the mods, lol

 

[SonicBlue03]

You're assuming it was the dog that actually bit people and crapped on the rug.

 

[Mikej]

So grumpy dog isn't adjusting well to high stress environment. My love-everyone Labrador takes an occasional dislike to someone once in a while. I'm not seeing where who the owners are a matters a lot but a story is a story.

If a dog owner doesn't spend time with the animal, and socialize it properly, the animal doesn't have the positive experiences with people and ends up being a plain old untrained, "Animal". It looks like joe couldn't handle that job either. Hey, he's got a kid that's the same way!

 

[Unicykle]

It is amazing to me with all the resources at our disposal the ammount of people to stupid or lazy to train their dog

 

[BBQ Guy]

It is amazing to me with all the resources at our disposal the ammount of people to stupid or lazy to train their dog

Well dementia joe has made a career out of doing nothing...
So lack of proper training for his dog is par for the course.

 

[albin25]

At least NOW we know for sure where this Whitehouse gets all it's policy ideas....
.... Pugosi and Schemer just follow Biden's dogs around with pooper-scoopers.

Q.- When is a turd not a turd?
A.- When Democrats think they can pick it up by the clean end, vote on it, then make it a law.

 

[arakboss]

Two blast from a double barreled shotgun will get that dog under control.

 

[BBQ Guy]

Two blast from a double barreled shotgun will get that dog under control.

I am assuming the same recommendation for dementia joe as well?...

 

[Meridian7750]

And here I thought you were talking about his lapdog, Kamala

 

[L84Cabo]

Control his dog? Most days Joe doesn't know if he's the president of the United States or a potato. But at least he doesn't tweet mean things.

May God save our Republic!

WOLVERINES!

 

[Ura-Ki]

Control his dog? Most days Joe doesn't know if he's the president of the United States or a potato. But at least he doesn't tweet mean things.

May God save our Republic!

WOLVERINES!

I bet he pees on his slippers in the morning!



Joe, not the dog!

 

[Jasonanddeonna]

Obviously we must ban all rescue dogs....
And no one needs a dog that can bite or attack more than once....
What about the dreaded "animal shelter loop hole"...? All animals must come from a federally licensed animal dealer....

Hey , just applying "gun control logic" to the problem in the OP....after all it sure has worked so far elsewhere...
( Sarcasm in all of the above )
Andy

1. Ban all high capacity biters; nobody needs a military style dog breed.
2. All incisor teeth must be limited to less than 1/16th of an inch and no more than 4.
3. Bite pressure must be limited to 2 lbs psi or less or not to break the skin, whichever is safer.
4. No automatic runners, bump runners, binary runners or other canine abilities or enhancements that can make the canine run more than 1.5 mph or bite faster.
5. No scary dog collars, leashes, tags, clothing or other accessories including, but not limited to: chains, thick leather straps, spikes, or extending leashes.
6. All canines must be kept on a 4ft. leash or less, a muzzle break, a cone of shame, and a shock collar for safety.
7. Must be licensed through an accredited agency to show you know how to properly care for a dog; renewed annually.
8. Federal background checks, fingerprints, and registration.
9. All adoptions 21 and older.
10. No straw dog purchases.
11. Close the shelter, private, classifieds, etc.loopholes and sales and must be done through a licensed dealer for any sakes or transfers.
12. $200 tax stamp for assault dogs. Defined as any dog, canine, or breed that looks big and scary.
13. Full psychological for ownership.
14. Written permission to own from local law enforcement.
15. Limited to 1 purchase every 5 years.
16. Must submit to random local law enforcement checks.
17. Must be locked up when not in use.
18. If a dog attacks, you, the shelter or individual you bought from, and the entity you took your class through are all liable for damages.
19. No canines in any government buildings, schools, airports, or other public or private buildings where posted.
20. If anyone at any time for any reason has a complaint against you, you will immediately surrender your canine and license until a competency hearing is scheduled at your expense.

I am sure there are many more I have missed, but off to a good start to make people feel safer.