I used to date a beauty queen

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  1. sapper77

    sapper77
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    Now I date my M-16 :flag:
     
  2. Old as Dirt

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    Less Maintenance... LOL..
     
  3. oknow

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    Not to mention more reliable.
     
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  4. Sgt Nambu

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    If you call it a gun you still have to sleep with it!
     
  5. PDXSparky

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    until your wife found out about it.....
     
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  6. Hrethgir

    Hrethgir
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    And even with ammo prices what they are, it's still hella cheaper than diamonds and roses, lol!
     
  7. Fast Eddie

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    If you catch your best friend in bed with your your M-16, it's easier to forgive.
     
  8. Ironbar

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    And if your M16 blows up on you, it still hurts less.
     
  9. teflon97239

    teflon97239
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    My last band broke up when the drummer slept with our singer's M-16.
     
  10. ripcity

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    Not to mention furniture is cheaper, and looks way better on the m-16!
     
  11. marty8587

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    M-16s don't sit around watching Oprah and Judge Judy!
     
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  12. Old as Dirt

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    M-16's don't have a "Honey do List" nor do they talk back..
     
  13. Kid@Heart

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    M-16's buttstock doesn't get bigger with use.
     
  14. Benny503

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    M-16 is always sexy
     
  15. RVTECH

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    Your M-16 will never ask you, "What are you thinking about"
     
  16. 1stIDFMP

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    Yes, "butt" what kind of lubricant do you use on it?................. ;)
     
  17. techieguy

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    Load another magazine in my trusty M16, all I want to see is bodies bodies...
    Load another TML...

    Jodies from basic training some 20+ years ago...
     

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