Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by sapper77, Oct 2, 2013.
Now I date my M-16 :flag:
Less Maintenance... LOL..
Not to mention more reliable.
If you call it a gun you still have to sleep with it!
until your wife found out about it.....
And even with ammo prices what they are, it's still hella cheaper than diamonds and roses, lol!
If you catch your best friend in bed with your your M-16, it's easier to forgive.
And if your M16 blows up on you, it still hurts less.
My last band broke up when the drummer slept with our singer's M-16.
Not to mention furniture is cheaper, and looks way better on the m-16!
M-16s don't sit around watching Oprah and Judge Judy!
M-16's don't have a "Honey do List" nor do they talk back..
M-16's buttstock doesn't get bigger with use.
M-16 is always sexy
Your M-16 will never ask you, "What are you thinking about"
Yes, "butt" what kind of lubricant do you use on it?.................
Load another magazine in my trusty M16, all I want to see is bodies bodies...
Load another TML...
Jodies from basic training some 20+ years ago...
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