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I used to date a beauty queen

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by sapper77, Oct 2, 2013.

  1. sapper77

    sapper77 Linn County Active Member

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    Now I date my M-16 :flag:
     
  2. Old as Dirt

    Old as Dirt Pacific NW Active Member

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    Less Maintenance... LOL..
     
  3. oknow

    oknow amboy wa. Well-Known Member

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    Not to mention more reliable.
     
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  4. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    If you call it a gun you still have to sleep with it!
     
  5. PDXSparky

    PDXSparky Keizer / Hillsboro Well-Known Member

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    until your wife found out about it.....
     
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  6. Hrethgir

    Hrethgir Beaverton, OR Active Member

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    And even with ammo prices what they are, it's still hella cheaper than diamonds and roses, lol!
     
  7. Fast Eddie

    Fast Eddie Vancouver Well-Known Member

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    If you catch your best friend in bed with your your M-16, it's easier to forgive.
     
  8. Ironbar

    Ironbar Tigard, OR Well-Known Member

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    And if your M16 blows up on you, it still hurts less.
     
  9. teflon97239

    teflon97239 Portland, OR Well-Known Member

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    My last band broke up when the drummer slept with our singer's M-16.
     
  10. ripcity

    ripcity Milwaukie Active Member

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    Not to mention furniture is cheaper, and looks way better on the m-16!
     
  11. marty8587

    marty8587 NE Portland Active Member

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    M-16s don't sit around watching Oprah and Judge Judy!
     
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  12. Old as Dirt

    Old as Dirt Pacific NW Active Member

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    M-16's don't have a "Honey do List" nor do they talk back..
     
  13. Kid@Heart

    Kid@Heart Vancouver, USA Cynic Lifetime Supporter Diamond Supporter

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    M-16's buttstock doesn't get bigger with use.
     
  14. Benny503

    Benny503 Grants Pass Well-Known Member

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    M-16 is always sexy
     
  15. RVTECH

    RVTECH LaPine Well-Known Member

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    Your M-16 will never ask you, "What are you thinking about"
     
  16. 1stIDFMP

    1stIDFMP North of Salem, south of Portland Active Member

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    Yes, "butt" what kind of lubricant do you use on it?................. ;)
     
  17. techieguy

    techieguy Well-Known Member

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    Load another magazine in my trusty M16, all I want to see is bodies bodies...
    Load another TML...

    Jodies from basic training some 20+ years ago...