I used to date a beauty queen

[sapper77]

Now I date my M-16

Read More

 

[Old as Dirt]

Less Maintenance... LOL..

 

[oknow]

Not to mention more reliable.

 

[Sgt Nambu]

If you call it a gun you still have to sleep with it!

 

[PDXSparky]

until your wife found out about it.....

 

[Hrethgir]

And even with ammo prices what they are, it's still hella cheaper than diamonds and roses, lol!

 

[Fast Eddie]

If you catch your best friend in bed with your your M-16, it's easier to forgive.

 

[Ironbar]

And if your M16 blows up on you, it still hurts less.

 

[teflon6string]

My last band broke up when the drummer slept with our singer's M-16.

 

[ripcity]

Not to mention furniture is cheaper, and looks way better on the m-16!

 

[marty8587]

M-16s don't sit around watching Oprah and Judge Judy!

 

[Old as Dirt]

M-16's don't have a "Honey do List" nor do they talk back..

 

[Kid@Heart]

M-16's buttstock doesn't get bigger with use.

 

[Benny503]

M-16 is always sexy

 

[RVTECH]

Your M-16 will never ask you, "What are you thinking about"

 

[1stIDFMP]

Yes, "butt" what kind of lubricant do you use on it?.................

 

[techieguy]

Load another magazine in my trusty M16, all I want to see is bodies bodies...
Load another TML...

Jodies from basic training some 20+ years ago...