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Valentines Day?...?

114 years ago today John Moses Browning was awarded a patent for the 1911 pistol.

Wives and girl friends come and go.

Not so with a good 1911.

Keep your priorities straight.

Carry on.........
 
Since I got busy yesterday and did not pick up some stuff I had to rise early this morning to head to the store. It had snowed again so store was almost empty but there was a ton of Valentines stuff by the door. Grabbed a few things and set up on Wife's desk at work. Later while walking the dog she comes to work and finds it all. Been doing this many years and it never stops working wonders :D
 
Happy Valentines Day all.

When I was at the local Kwik E. Mart today there was a jar labeled, I kid you not, "Happy VD / Share the Love". Oh, mercy, that choice of abbreviation was most unfortunate. :s0155:
 
Happy Valentines to Everyone! The greatest gift I ever got. "The Creature" (mother-in-law) is finally getting kicked out of my house. What a Happy Day!
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Happy Valentines to Everyone! The greatest gift I ever got. "The Creature" (mother-in-law) is finally getting kicked out of my house. What a Happy Day!
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I remember the day my ex-mother-in-law moved out, it was the day that my home became more peaceful and less stressful. Alas, her daughter couldn't help but follow in her mother's footsteps and upon her departure complete peace was restored to my home and my life. Which I've managed to maintain with wife 2.0.

Congratulations! Celebrate the day!
 
I as always delivered flowers and balloons to Wife at her office yesterday. Always makes a hit as her coworkers then all of course comment on how great I must be :D
When I got home from work she had bought me a cheese cake and a Dutch Apple pie. I think she is trying to kill me so she can collect the insurance :s0140:
 
I was on a conference call at work that had a mix of men and women. The ladies started talking about Valentine's Day and what they were hoping to get. Naturally I asked what they were getting their husbands, since it is their Valentine's Day as well. The silence was golden as they tried to come up with a face saving answer.
 
I as always delivered flowers and balloons to Wife at her office yesterday. Always makes a hit as her coworkers then all of course comment on how great I must be :D
When I got home from work she had bought me a cheese cake and a Dutch Apple pie. I think she is trying to kill me so she can collect the insurance :s0140:
Don't eat it!!!!! Its a trap!! Let me guess its to late?
 
I get it. 18 years in, but I wish we could have Happy Valentines, Mother's, Birthday Day Week.
I'm part way there... Mrs 3M's birthday is on the 11th. Trust me, it's easier to spread it out than have to plan (and pay for) two a few days apart.
 
I remember the day my ex-mother-in-law moved out, it was the day that my home became more peaceful and less stressful. Alas, her daughter couldn't help but follow in her mother's footsteps and upon her departure complete peace was restored to my home and my life. Which I've managed to maintain with wife 2.0.

Congratulations! Celebrate the day!
I been with my wife even longer than marriage. We went all the way from grade school till today. So whatever happens I'm stuck with her for the rest of my life. Since marriage we did everything in our best and the right way. In fact we hardly even have big arguments. But when "The Creature" comes out, that's when things gets out of proportion. My wife asked me calmly today.. What is my mother in law doing that I dont like? All she know is she stays out of my way, she's just staying in her bed....
I just told her that I have no problem at all what your mom wants to do in her everyday life... She can throw a party, she can set her watch in asian time, she can live the life of different standards in what she prefers. The only thing I'm asking is "Please Do it at Her Own House!" I think that sounds fair just for the sake of not igniting an argument.
I didn't tell her this... If I were living in someones elses house and I'm doing everything I want in my own way... I would have been kicked out the very next day which was over 5 years ago. All I can say is Adios Amigos... :s0112:
 
I been with my wife even longer than marriage. We went all the way from grade school till today. So whatever happens I'm stuck with her for the rest of my life. Since marriage we did everything in our best and the right way. In fact we hardly even have big arguments. But when "The Creature" comes out, that's when things gets out of proportion. My wife asked me calmly today.. What is my mother in law doing that I dont like? All she know is she stays out of my way, she's just staying in her bed....
I just told her that I have no problem at all what your mom wants to do in her everyday life... She can throw a party, she can set her watch in asian time, she can live the life of different standards in what she prefers. The only thing I'm asking is "Please Do it at Her Own House!" I think that sounds fair just for the sake of not igniting an argument.
I didn't tell her this... If I were living in someones elses house and I'm doing everything I want in my own way... I would have been kicked out the very next day which was over 5 years ago. All I can say is Adios Amigos... :s0112:
People have different standards. I intend to live the American way of life. I want my family to be an American and be independent. They don't have the time to live with others sharing bad foreign influences and doesn't fit in The Standard American Way of Life. Why would I be here in the states if I were living the same BS from the third world country I came from? I might as well just stay there and live with my parents for free if that were the case.
Living the American Dream is something that a privilege this country has to offer. I want to earn it the right way so no one can easily take that away when that time comes. Those are the kind of people I want to live with.
 
I as always delivered flowers and balloons to Wife at her office yesterday. Always makes a hit as her coworkers then all of course comment on how great I must be :D
When I got home from work she had bought me a cheese cake and a Dutch Apple pie. I think she is trying to kill me so she can collect the insurance :s0140:
You need to shock your wife with this Valentine outfit... Stick a red boa and that's an instant transformation to Mick Jagger!

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