Gun-themed Modified Movie Quote

[RaceFan]

Cleaning a couple of firearms this morning sparked a funny thought:

"I love the smell of Hoppes No. 9 in the morning, it smells like, Victory."
(Apocalypse Now: Lieutenant Colonel William "Bill" Kilgore played by Robert Duvall)

How would you modify a well-known movie phrase/quote to show your love of guns?

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[slimmer13]

Nothing to add except Robert Duvall said that.

 

[RaceFan]

@slimmer13... you're absolutely correct. Lemme edit. Thanks.

 

[Mygrainman]

I'm sure there's one or two Ron Jeremy lines that could be reworded to show our love for reloading.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

"You gonna pull those pencils or whistle Dixie..?"
The Outlaw AndyinEverson , while teaching at school....
Andy

 

[titsonritz]

Cleaning a couple of firearms this morning sparked a funny thought:

"I love the smell of Hoppes No. 9 in the morning, it smells like, Victory."
(Apocalypse Now: Colonel Kurtz played by Robert Duvall)

How would you modify a well-known movie phrase/quote to show your love of guns?

FYI...Kurtz was played by Marlon Brando, Duvall played Lieutenant Colonel William "Bill" Kilgore. You know, "Charlie, don't shoot!!"

Now Kurtz would have rasped, "The gun-whore...the gun-whore..."

There you go, three for the price of one.

 

[edslhead]

Seeing as it was in Frisco,

'Did he fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excrement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I have toilet paper?' Well do ya, punk?

 

[No_Regerts]

Life is like a box of CMP Garands. You neva know whatcha gonna get.

 

[titsonritz]

Life is like a box of CMP Garands. You neva know whatcha gonna get.

 

[No_Regerts]

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, the Glock, the Uzi, IWB in the small of a woman's back, the clanging M1 clip, high scope mounts, good shotguns, that the novels of Jack o'Connor are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe R. Lee Ermey acted amazing. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing gun control and the NFA. I believe in the accuracy node, soft-core gun porn, opening your new gun boxes Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, fast twist, cold hammer forged barrels that last more than three shots before overheating.

- Crash Davis....Sorta

 

[Stomper]

I'll shoot you, my pretty!! (Wizard of Oz)

 

[No_Regerts]

Your shotguns have carbon on them. You'll never make it to nationals with carbon on your shotguns. Think classy, you'll be classy. Hit 25 clays in a row, you can let the carbon build up and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you hit 25 in the row, however, it only means you are a slob.

- Crash Davis....Sorta

 

[ColeInOregon]

FYI...Kurtz was played by Marlon Brando, Duvall played Lieutenant Colonel William "Bill" Kilgore. You know, "Charlie, don't shoot!!"

Now Kurtz would have rasped, "The gun-whore...the gun-whore..."

There you go, three for the price of one.

Beat me to it.

 

[Stomper]

Ricky-Bobby is not a thinker, Ricky-Bobby is a shooter!

-Taledega Nights

 

[No_Regerts]

You guys! You lollygag around the benches! You lollygag your way down to the firing line! You lollygag in and out of the gravel pit! You know what that makes you? Larry!
Larry: Lollygaggers!
Skip: Lollygaggers.

 

[Stomper]

GUNNNSSS! (Kahn), GUNNNSSS!!! (Khan), GUNNNSSS! (Khan)


-Capt. Kirk in Star Trek: Wrath of Khan

 

[No_Regerts]

 

[Sandaholic]

Han Solo: [laughs] Hokey gungrabber diatribe and 'safe spaces' are no match for a good pistol at your side, kid.
Luke Skywalker: You don't believe in the FEELZ, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've been from one side of this country to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe that feelings and liberal platitudes will protect me an' mine from evil. Letting someone disarm us due to their misguided bleeding heart, won't keep our hearts beating when the SHTF. There's no mystical government program to provide you safety. It's all a lot of incrementalism and nonsense meant to bring down this great nation.

 

[No_Regerts]

 

[CountryGent]

"Of all the gun ranges, in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. Shoot it, Sam."