Gator Devours Homeless Woman

[Provincial]

A gator was observed with a human body in its mouth. The police killed the gator and recovered body parts of a homeless woman.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-...ack-daughter-describes-unbearable-pain-report

What if this happened somewhere other than Florida?

San Francisco: City puts up homeless in expensive hotels to keep them safe from predatory wildlife.
Seattle: City hires unarmed social workers to counsel the gators, confronting their aggressive natures with reason and compassion.
Portland: City places brightly colored barrels in areas of gator activity to discourage aggressive behavior.
Rural parts of West Coast States: locals shoot gators, bury them, and keep their mouths shut.

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[arakboss]

She has a home now.

 

[Alexx1401]

Sounds like many big cities need to import gators. Problem solved.