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[Croat]

 

[parallax]

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[Rkangel]

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I dunno. I may have to call BS on that...
The other day we were watching a show with unrealistic gunplay and I heard my wife yell at the TV, "I call BS on that! You can't do that with that gun! He should have reloaded long ago!"
I just smiled proudly! Either I taught her well, or I'm beginning to rub off...

 

[The Heretic]

 

[sobo]

Just couldn't let it go, could they...?

 

[Croat]

 

[SharkyBruce]

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Not a meme, but since everyone keeps posting their unfunny personal experiences, this should be okay, as long as it gets a laugh.

In France, a doctor, lawyer and engineer are sentenced to die by guillotine. They all claimed innocence, so they were allowed to lay faceup as a protest. First up was the doc. He said "I am innocent of this crime!" The executioner pulled the rope and nothing happened. Everyone was shocked, and took it be a sign, so they let him go. Next was the lawyer who also stated his innocence. Same thing happened, it was taken as another sign and he was let go. Last was the engineer. Laying face up, he shouted "I am innocent!" Executioner pulls the rope, nothing happens. But then the engineer says "Oh, I see the problem."

 

[Oxygen Mask]

Not a meme, but since everyone keeps posting their unfunny personal experiences, this should be okay, as long as it gets a laugh.

In France, a doctor, lawyer and engineer are sentenced to die by guillotine. They all claimed innocence, so they were allowed to lay faceup as a protest. First up was the doc. He said "I am innocent of this crime!" The executioner pulled the rope and nothing happened. Everyone was shocked, and took it be a sign, so they let him go. Next was the lawyer who also stated his innocence. Same thing happened, it was taken as another sign and he was let go. Last was the engineer. Laying face up, he shouted "I am innocent!" Executioner pulls the rope, nothing happens. But then the engineer says "Oh, I see the problem."

"Death by Bunga!" was funnier...

 

[sobo]

"Death by Bunga!" was funnier...

I always heard it as "Punga". Punga sounds funnier than Bunga, given what it is...

 

[Bobbygun]

I always heard it as "Punga". Punga sounds funnier than Bunga, given what it is...

I originally heard "Bunga", then someone else told me the joke later and it was "Booga, Booga". First I've heard of "Punga". I would think Bunga makes more sense, since I've never heard of a Punghole.

 

[sobo]

I would think Bunga makes more sense, since I've never heard of a Punghole.

You raise a valid point...

 

[The Heretic]

I originally heard "Bunga", then someone else told me the joke later and it was "Booga, Booga". First I've heard of "Punga". I would think Bunga makes more sense, since I've never heard of a Punghole.

 

[The Heretic]

 

[The Heretic]

 

[nammac]

I originally heard "Bunga", then someone else told me the joke later and it was "Booga, Booga". First I've heard of "Punga". I would think Bunga makes more sense, since I've never heard of a Punghole.

You sure it's not Dunga, Dunga????

See what I did there….

 

[Nick Burkhardt]

 

[Croat]

 

[Croat]

 

[The Heretic]

 

[Jim Horn]

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And if they do, you need a larger (or another) safe!

Rinse and repeat...