Don't drive drunk. While eating chicken. While watching ESPN.

[ilikegunspdx]

Guy crashes into apartment in Gresham

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[Alexx1401]

Guy crashes into apartment in Gresham

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Surprised he did not have another phone he was texting with while he was drunken multi tasking here.

 

[Certaindeaf]

Red Herring fried chicken is the worst!

 

[orygun]

Multi tasking. That's all.

 

[FourTeeFive]

And here I thought Prius owners were amazing, conscientious drivers who could handle any situation!

 

[Andy54Hawken]

Read the thread title too fast...
At first read ....
Don't drive drunk while eating children while watching ESPN....
Andy

 

[Nosferatu]

Don't drive drunk while eating children while watching ESPN....

Yeah, that's perfectly fine.

Chicken though should never be consumed while in motion.

 

[Member 24198]

Yeah, that's perfectly fine.

Chicken though should never be consumed while in motion.

Your username makes this even better.

 

[Nosferatu]

Your username makes this even better.

Less contaminants in the younger blood.

 

[1911Fanatic]

Was it finger locking good?