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Specifically looking for a mummy. Preferably one that hasn't been "used " and is free of lubricants, I would rather do that myself. Since my divorce there are times I miss the lunatic. I figured a dried out dusty corpse would be the closest thing to her.
 
This thread reminds me of the two old men sitting on a park bench when one of them says to the other, "I think my wife died" and his friend asks "Can't you tell"
"Not really, the sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up".
 
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