A short ex-wife story with a happy ending..............
I just love happy endings. Don't you?
He decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming competition. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks......"Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, reloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns, boat, and airplane."
A horrified look comes across his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"For a minute there, you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't."
......and they lived happily ever after.
I just love happy endings. Don't you?
