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Hm. And the US government hardens their systems from EMP's. So when Skynet becomes self aware, we can't even zap it to take it down. Humanity is doomed and our robot, AI controlled overlords will crush us under the titanium heels of a million murder-bots. Merry Christmas!
 
Even now we are probably one Bluetooth connection away from Armageddon.

Even if the IT resides three stories under ground.
All it would take is a kid dropping his cell phone down the drain pipe. Or a person with access forgetting to remove his phone before getting too close.

Even if it's stand alone for security/safety reasons. Someone could make a simple mistake.
Like plugging in a computer for repairs not realizing it's Bluetooth capable?

You know? Kinda the same way people accidently shoot themselves in the foot!

It could jump through 12 devices and finally make it's way to the internet.
Then It writes itself into any and all computers. And it doesn't need it's old shell anymore.
Go ahead cut the power.

Putting the smoke back in the cigar would be easier than stopping it then.

What would it do? Who knows. Maybe it will make bad X-mass songs?
Or. Maybe it will start playing with ICBM's like a 10 year old plays with matches? o_O
 
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Even now we are probably one Bluetooth connection away from Armageddon.

Even if the IT resides three stories under ground.
All it would take is a kid dropping his cell phone down the drain pipe. Or a person with access forgetting to remove his phone before getting too close.

Even if it's stand alone for security/safety reasons. Someone could make a simple mistake.
Like plugging in a computer for repairs not realizing it's Bluetooth capable?

You know? Kinda the same way people accidently shoot themselves in the foot!

It could jump through 12 devices and finally make it's way to the internet.
Then It writes itself into any and all computers. And it doesn't need it's old shell anymore.
Go ahead cut the power.

Putting the smoke back in the cigar would be easier than stopping it then.

What would it do? Who knows. Maybe it will make bad X-mass songs?
Or. Maybe it will start playing with ICBM's like a 10 year old plays with matches? o_O

Maybe it will mass produce those Japanese companion robots that were supposed to mimic empathy and give you a hug. A hug with 20,000 ft lbs of crushing force from their hydraulic arms loving you until you pop and turn into a pile of red gooey lube for their servos or something.

Robots will ultimately default to their mandate - kill all humans. Don't trust them - even if they look like pre-politician Swatzenhogger - and never, ever trust a robot that rides a motorcycle and wears shades. Even if he's trying to save you - he's killing dozens of nuns, puppies, random motorists, truck drivers, cops, helicopter pilots, and computer engineers while doing it.
 
Ho Ho Ho! Bash a snake! With a shovel and a rake! O'r the rat we'll drive! Til it's not alive ho ho ho ho!

And of course

Ho Ho Ho! Jingle presents! Beat the Pheasants! Reindeer tastes like spam! Kick an elf, engorge yourself, and ambush Santa's van!

Courtesy of Get Fuzzy
 

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