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a cautionary tale

Discussion in 'Preparedness & Survival' started by mitchgraves, Aug 21, 2010.

  1. mitchgraves

    mitchgraves vancouver wa Member

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    my tigers arived in the mail last week i was so excited, i got right to work harvesting thier milk. but as it turns out tigers milk bars are not made from tigers milk and tigers dont like to be milked. so mutch for my small bisnesss ideas anyone have any neosporen.
     
  2. SavageGerbil

    SavageGerbil Salem, OR Active Member

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    Priceless

    you can always buy a saddle and start a business charging for tiger rides, while people might not be satisfied, everyone will be too busy with ambulance rides to ask for a refund
     
  3. mitchgraves

    mitchgraves vancouver wa Member

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    i tride that with shark wrestiling but the pool got dirty to quick hard to clean the chunks out of the filter.
     
  4. Just Jim

    Just Jim Well-Known Member

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    Well you livew in the big city so open up a house of prostitution. You may have to run it by hand till you get some girls.

    jj
     
  5. mitchgraves

    mitchgraves vancouver wa Member

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    i dont know , i look pretty good with lipstik .but i would have to make it a family place maybe have free catipult rides for the kids. id do me id do me so hard.
     
  6. mitchgraves

    mitchgraves vancouver wa Member

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    i just went to the bathroom and found crop circles in my underwear i think its time for the foil hat.
     
  7. mitchgraves

    mitchgraves vancouver wa Member

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    did anyone hear about the half man half goat they found in emenclaw.aperently they have classified him as a labmitor his name is ned i think thats short for neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.
     
  8. chemist

    chemist Beaverton OR Well-Known Member

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    dain bramage?
     
  9. mitchgraves

    mitchgraves vancouver wa Member

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    i am all out of prozac and im passing the savings on to you
     
  10. Ben Beckerich

    Ben Beckerich NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    how 'bout that kid that was born with no eye-lids? amazing story... they used the for-skin from his circumcision to built new eye-lids for him.

    worked great... he's just a little cockeyed
     
  11. mitchgraves

    mitchgraves vancouver wa Member

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    i heard he almost died in sugery they had to give him mouth to genital resusitation.
     
  12. mitchgraves

    mitchgraves vancouver wa Member

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    how do you become a seinour member do i have to be mexican
     
  13. sbryson21

    sbryson21 Nampa, ID Member

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    Mitch I want some of whatever you're on right now
     
  14. sbryson21

    sbryson21 Nampa, ID Member

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    Oh and yes you have to be Mexican
     
  15. Ben Beckerich

    Ben Beckerich NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    si.
     
  16. mitchgraves

    mitchgraves vancouver wa Member

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    well than ol'y tago el gato los meurtes en pantaloneys.
     
  17. mitchgraves

    mitchgraves vancouver wa Member

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    the neighbors dog just told me to steal all your stuff and sell it back to you at rock bottom prices. any takers
     
  18. mitchgraves

    mitchgraves vancouver wa Member

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    the neighbors dog just craped in my yard again. dose anyone know where to get a good dog suit so i can dress up and take a crap in his yard.
     
  19. SavageGerbil

    SavageGerbil Salem, OR Active Member

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    are you just trying to crank up the post count here?
     
  20. mitchgraves

    mitchgraves vancouver wa Member

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    no ive been of work for a couple weeks my wife just pooped out baby #4 surprise! and im sitting at home going stir crazy. sorry if i offended anyone just hopeing to make someone smile and mabee me to.