a cautionary tale

[mitchgraves]

my tigers arived in the mail last week i was so excited, i got right to work harvesting thier milk. but as it turns out tigers milk bars are not made from tigers milk and tigers dont like to be milked. so mutch for my small bisnesss ideas anyone have any neosporen.

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[SavageGerbil]

Priceless

you can always buy a saddle and start a business charging for tiger rides, while people might not be satisfied, everyone will be too busy with ambulance rides to ask for a refund

 

[mitchgraves]

i tride that with shark wrestiling but the pool got dirty to quick hard to clean the chunks out of the filter.

 

[Just Jim]

Well you livew in the big city so open up a house of prostitution. You may have to run it by hand till you get some girls.

jj

 

[mitchgraves]

i dont know , i look pretty good with lipstik .but i would have to make it a family place maybe have free catipult rides for the kids. id do me id do me so hard.

 

[mitchgraves]

i just went to the bathroom and found crop circles in my underwear i think its time for the foil hat.

 

[mitchgraves]

did anyone hear about the half man half goat they found in emenclaw.aperently they have classified him as a labmitor his name is ned i think thats short for neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

 

[chemist]

dain bramage?

 

[mitchgraves]

i am all out of prozac and im passing the savings on to you

 

[The B]

how 'bout that kid that was born with no eye-lids? amazing story... they used the for-skin from his circumcision to built new eye-lids for him.

worked great... he's just a little cockeyed

 

[mitchgraves]

i heard he almost died in sugery they had to give him mouth to genital resusitation.

 

[mitchgraves]

how do you become a seinour member do i have to be mexican

 

[sbryson21]

Mitch I want some of whatever you're on right now

 

[sbryson21]

Oh and yes you have to be Mexican

 

[The B]

Oh and yes you have to be Mexican

si.

 

[mitchgraves]

well than ol'y tago el gato los meurtes en pantaloneys.

 

[mitchgraves]

the neighbors dog just told me to steal all your stuff and sell it back to you at rock bottom prices. any takers

 

[mitchgraves]

the neighbors dog just craped in my yard again. dose anyone know where to get a good dog suit so i can dress up and take a crap in his yard.

 

[SavageGerbil]

are you just trying to crank up the post count here?

 

[mitchgraves]

no ive been of work for a couple weeks my wife just pooped out baby #4 surprise! and im sitting at home going stir crazy. sorry if i offended anyone just hopeing to make someone smile and mabee me to.