Vasectomy (Locations in PDX)

[P7M13]

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, but they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.' The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count! '1' '2' '3' '4' '5' At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Parts of Georgia, Missouri , West Virginia , AND All of Washington DC.

Also works in Italy and Poland.

 

[Joekxman]

Getting the snip and would like some recommendations in and around Portland on where to do it. Not every location is the same and not every doctor is the same but I would like to minimize post-op issues as much as possible. I know it's not 100% but some place are better than others.

Just upset your wife and it'll happen before you wake up.

 

[64MercurysRule]

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, but they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.' The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count! '1' '2' '3' '4' '5' At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Parts of Georgia, Missouri , West Virginia , AND All of Washington DC.

 

[sobo]

Also works in Italy and Poland.

Waydaminnit...

 

[po18guy]

 

[Stomper]

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, but they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.' The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count! '1' '2' '3' '4' '5' At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Parts of Georgia, Missouri , West Virginia , AND All of Washington DC.

I proffer the high likelihood that it'll work in every major metro area on the West cost as well.

 

[V4Cascade]

Have you tried just pulling out?

I thought I did but we ended up with a new addition to our little family......she's a little feisty and I don't regret it one bit but would like to prevent it from happening again.

 

[MymuttBear]

I thought I did but we ended up with a new addition to our little family......she's a little feisty and I don't regret it one bit but would like to prevent it from happening again.

LOL, I was just imagining the screaming match when she hits 13 years old and gets the snarly lip. (To those who have teenage girls you know the one, the one that looks like Elvis).

"You don't love me"!!!! "Well, you were an accident"......

 

[fuzzlips]

Dr Snip. Super easy, all they do is Vasectomies so they are quick and painless. I had a super easy recovery.

 

[nicphair]

 

[MannyGlocks]

I went 'boat fishing' the day after mine...not a well thought out idea...we went out during a 'small craft warning' day...it was quite choppy and so was I...

 

[Kid@Heart]

Stick with that appendix carry Sig. The issue will resolve itself.

 

[sobo]

Stick with that appendix carry Sig. The issue will resolve itself.

 

[MannyGlocks]

Appendix carry works quite well...especially when both shoulders are wonky...and you're down to a shoulder rig...no pun...

Off and on, I've shoulder carried and find it pretty comfortable, but just so used to OWB and prefer to carry that way...