As you can guess, I have too much time on my hands, so I've been thinking: What would be my ideal apocalyptic event?
After 5 minutes or so of rumination I've determined that it would be as follows
Earth gets invaded by a malevolent alien race They devoured all the leftists who came out to hug them, with the aliens being driven to a feeding frenzy by the scent of tofu and lattes and now...they're now coming for the rest of us!
BUT...
1. They've done poor reconnaissance and didn't realize Earth's gravity is over twice what they're used to so they're incredibly slow.
2. They didn't realize that the UV light decomposes their weapons
3 They weren't aware that an atmosphere consisting primarily of nitrogen and oxygen makes them glow brightly day or night.
4. And most importantly--- they taste like prime rib
Discuss!
After 5 minutes or so of rumination I've determined that it would be as follows
Earth gets invaded by a malevolent alien race They devoured all the leftists who came out to hug them, with the aliens being driven to a feeding frenzy by the scent of tofu and lattes and now...they're now coming for the rest of us!
BUT...
1. They've done poor reconnaissance and didn't realize Earth's gravity is over twice what they're used to so they're incredibly slow.
2. They didn't realize that the UV light decomposes their weapons
3 They weren't aware that an atmosphere consisting primarily of nitrogen and oxygen makes them glow brightly day or night.
4. And most importantly--- they taste like prime rib
Discuss!