We need a Darwin Award thread for stupid tricks with guns

[Mikej]

Best line in the video...

THAT was a vid worth watching! Built in de-cocker indeed!

 

[The Heretic]

50lbs of Tannerite Vs My truck😁 #fordf150 | Murray Hebert | Lynyrd Skynyrd · Free Bird

50lbs of Tannerite Vs My truck😁 #fordf150. Lynyrd Skynyrd · Free Bird

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[sobo]

50lbs of Tannerite Vs My truck😁 #fordf150 | Murray Hebert | Lynyrd Skynyrd · Free Bird

50lbs of Tannerite Vs My truck😁 #fordf150. Lynyrd Skynyrd · Free Bird

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I wonder what was so wrong with the truck that he drove it all the way out there and then blew it to shiit... I mean, does he hate Fords that much...???

 

[Flopsweat]

I wonder what was so wrong with the truck that he drove it all the way out there and then blew it to shiit... I mean, does he hate Fords that much...???

Looks like there was glass damaged or missing, the right rear tire doesn't look right, and is that a dent near the top of the C pillar? Probably already totaled.

 

[sobo]

Looks like there was glass damaged or missing, the right rear tire doesn't look right, and is that a dent near the top of the C pillar? Probably already totaled.

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Fair point. I did not have the time, nor did I possess the interest, nor do I hold the requisite computer skilz, to investigate the video any further than my initial viewing of the destruction, which was right glorious...

 

[The Heretic]

How about stupid tricks with ammo?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/comments/157zy2b

https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/comments/159ft19

Shell shocked: Bomb squad called after man lodges WWII anti-tank round in rectum

Anti-tank rectal clogging is a remarkably similar sensation to that experienced by service members who surpass two consecutive weeks of MRE consumption.

www.militarytimes.com

An explosive ordnance disposal squad was subsequently called to the hospital to ensure the munition was not in danger of detonating within the individual's personal hurt locker.

Also of note, anti-tank anal clogging, or ATAC, is a remarkably similar sensation, nutritionists say, to that experienced by service members who surpass two consecutive weeks of MRE consumption.

An 88-year-old man goes to the emergency with an artillery shell in his anus - Interesting Engineering

The shell is removed from his anus successfully.

interestingengineering.com

 

[Flopsweat]

How about stupid tricks with ammo?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/comments/157zy2b

https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/comments/159ft19

Shell shocked: Bomb squad called after man lodges WWII anti-tank round in rectum

Anti-tank rectal clogging is a remarkably similar sensation to that experienced by service members who surpass two consecutive weeks of MRE consumption.

www.militarytimes.com

An explosive ordnance disposal squad was subsequently called to the hospital to ensure the munition was not in danger of detonating within the individual's personal hurt locker.

Also of note, anti-tank anal clogging, or ATAC, is a remarkably similar sensation, nutritionists say, to that experienced by service members who surpass two consecutive weeks of MRE consumption.

An 88-year-old man goes to the emergency with an artillery shell in his anus - Interesting Engineering

The shell is removed from his anus successfully.

interestingengineering.com

Two best comments:

•2 hr. ago
Now that you know you can deal with that size, time to move up in caliber. Try a .308 next time, or maybe a 7.62x54r for that Russian flavor.
With enough practice, you'll be blasting 20mm

•1 hr. ago
Don't lie, I know you smelled it

 

[Mikej]

How about stupid tricks with ammo?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/comments/157zy2b

https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/comments/159ft19

Shell shocked: Bomb squad called after man lodges WWII anti-tank round in rectum

Anti-tank rectal clogging is a remarkably similar sensation to that experienced by service members who surpass two consecutive weeks of MRE consumption.

www.militarytimes.com

An explosive ordnance disposal squad was subsequently called to the hospital to ensure the munition was not in danger of detonating within the individual's personal hurt locker.

Also of note, anti-tank anal clogging, or ATAC, is a remarkably similar sensation, nutritionists say, to that experienced by service members who surpass two consecutive weeks of MRE consumption.

An 88-year-old man goes to the emergency with an artillery shell in his anus - Interesting Engineering

The shell is removed from his anus successfully.

interestingengineering.com

NUH-UH.......

 

[eustace_stelio]

I like the "I accidentally swallowed..."

I'm guessing their IQ is in the 10s.

 

[The Heretic]

Texas Grandfather Shoots Grandson, 12, by Accident as He Officiates Wedding

A Texas grandfather was arrested after he accidentally shot his 12-year-old grandson in the shoulder while officiating a wedding in Nebraska.

people.com

 

[RVTECH]

Michael Gardner, 62, fired a blank round into the air to "gain everybody's attention"

No, he fired it to show off, but only showed what a dumbazz he is.

 

[Alexx1401]

Must be trying to do an Alec Baldwin.

 

[solv3nt]

Must be trying to do an Alec Baldwin.

Alec Baldwin didn't pull the trigger, the Sig went off on its own.

 

[Flopsweat]

Texas Grandfather Shoots Grandson, 12, by Accident as He Officiates Wedding

A Texas grandfather was arrested after he accidentally shot his 12-year-old grandson in the shoulder while officiating a wedding in Nebraska.

people.com

No excuse for that, blanks or no.

 

[sobo]

the Sig went off on its own.

 

[Flopsweat]

the Sig went off on its own.

Much like @sobo on a Friday night.

 

[sobo]

Much like @sobo on a Friday night.

I go off on my own just 'bout every night...

 

[Flopsweat]

I go off on my own just 'bout every night...

TMI

 

[sobo]

TMI

Waidaminnit! What did you think I meant?

 

[Flopsweat]

Waidaminnit! What did you think I meant?