Dad jokes are not just for dads!

[CamoDeafie]

What do the traditional Dutch wear that plumbers hate dealing with but loves getting paid for?

Clogs!

 

[WEE]

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with.
She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.

 

[Hayharnel]

My wife told me I need to give more money to Charity.

That's fine, when she's not there I give it to Destiny!

 

[Richo877]

 

[CamoDeafie]

 

[CamoDeafie]

Why wouldn't the ewoks cat go outside?

It was an Endor cat.

 

[Flopsweat]

How do midgets flirt?

Small talk.

 

[CamoDeafie]

How do midgets flirt?

Small talk.

Just a little pickup line works

 

[Flopsweat]

Just a little pickup line works

Or a short introduction.

 

[CamoDeafie]

Just a short introduction.

Keep it short and sweet, get a little spicy

 

[CamoDeafie]

How do midgets flirt?

Small talk.

Go on a small outing

 

[solv3nt]

How do midgets flirt?

Small talk.

Just a little pickup line works

Or a short introduction.

Keep it short and sweet, get a little spicy

Go on a small outing

Those are some seriously low blows.

 

[Flopsweat]

Those are some seriously low blows.

Don't get short with us.

 

[solv3nt]

Don't get short with us.

I don't think I'm up to the task.

*Don't

 

[Flopsweat]

I just think I'm up to the task.

Could be a bit of a reach.

 

[solv3nt]

Could be a bit of a reach.

I think I'm going to have to cut this joke short.

 

[CamoDeafie]

I think I'm going to have to cut this joke short.

Just a little further she says

 

[solv3nt]

Just a little further she says

You should take a short pause so you stop hitting below the belt. It's not good to fight below your weight class.

 

[CamoDeafie]

You should take a short pause so you stop hitting below the belt. It's not good to fight below your weight class.

Hey, gotta appreciate the little things in life, ya know?

 

[solv3nt]

Hey, gotta appreciate the little things in life, ya know?

That's what my wife told me. I'm still trying to figure out what she was referring to.