Dad jokes are not just for dads!

[TTSX]

Or maybe in an Outback Steakhouse.

Oooooo yeah gotta get me a bloomin onion. Nothing else, just that. Man I love bloomin onions

 

[CamoDeafie]

What do you call an artist who cannot remember something?

A guy who's drawing a blank.

 

[Flopsweat]

Sh....... Don't struggle.

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[solv3nt]

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Me things the dad should have said, "oooooh, what's a pun?". #fail

 

[Flopsweat]

Me things the dad should have said, "oooooh, what's a pun?". #fail

This is why your kids don't talk to you.

 

[solv3nt]

This is why your kids don't talk to you.

LOL, the designers on my team think I'm too 'nit picky". That's mighty big coming from, naga, naga, nagonnaworkhereanymore.

 

[Flopsweat]

 

[WEE]

Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBro

 

[Flopsweat]

Go ahead, call me Boomer one more time.

 

[CamoDeafie]

"I heard the tv talk about sex and violence. I thought they were talking about that new band with Bill Clinton, Lindsay Stirling and Julia Fischer" (sax and violins)

 

[sobo]

"I heard the tv talk about sex and violence. I thought they were talking about that new band with Bill Clinton, Lindsay Stirling and Julia Fischer" (sax and violins)

 

[jayleno]

Why does the Swedish Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?

So, when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

 

[jayleno]

I spotted an albino Dalmatian the other day.
Seemed the least I could do.

 

[jayleno]

Someone asked me yesterday if I thought I was an optimist.
I said, "I like to think I am."

 

[jayleno]

I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him go faster but, if anything, it just made him more sluggish.

You should have just painted a large S on the shell.

Then, man, would that S car go.

 

[jayleno]

How do you think the unthinkable?



With an ithberg.

 

[jayleno]

My doctor told me yesterday that I'd have to stop masturbating.
When I asked her why, she said "Because I'm trying to examine you."

 

[jayleno]

Nickelback made the list twice. Must be some serious hate goin' on there... and Borgore, too!

Did you hear about the $0.45 concert?

50 Cent with Nickelback.

 

[CamoDeafie]

What's usually made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe!