Forget Valentine’s Day…Feb. 14th is 1911 Day

[HA556]

Yes, I caressed my 1911's today! DID you?

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[Knobgoblin]

Nope.
Fighting in the car with wife. Ain't love grand.

 

[bradsteen]

Nope.
Fighting in the car with wife. Ain't love grand.

Yeah, I guess caressing your 1911 while fighting with your wife in the car might be taken the wrong way.

 

[HA556]

Yeah, I guess caressing your 1911 while fighting with your wife in the car might be taken the wrong way.

Yep, if something goes off, chocolates aren't going to fill the hole!

 

[Knobgoblin]

Pic of the wife's micro. Since I surfaced it briefly a couple weeks ago. 1911ish

 

[Catbox]

Fondled them last night...

 

[Knobgoblin]

Fondled them last night...

How many wives you got??

 

[CountryGent]

Sold last 1911 a little while back. But did caress wife.

 

[nammac]

Sold last 1911 a little while back. But did caress wife.

Always more fun caressing the wife, warm, soft, supple, sigh….

But like caressing the 1911's as well…

 

[solv3nt]

Always more fun caressing the wife, warm, soft, supple, sigh….

But like caressing the 1911's as well…

^ This

 

[MTpockets]

Yes, I caressed my 1911's today! DID you?

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I possibly could have, but it seems that you have woo'ed ALL of the impressionable 1911s into your grasp.

I tried luring some of the 1911 models with a little Hoppe's No.9 and beaucoup of FMJ..... No Joy for Ol'Pockets.

 

[nammac]

I possibly could have, but it seems that you have woo'ed ALL of the impressionable 1911s into your grasp.

I tried luring some of the 1911 models with a little Hoppe's No.9 and beaucoup of FMJ..... No Joy for Ol'Pockets.

Try a little BreakFree and some cotton swabs…

Might do the trick

If that fails, break out the ole bore snake….

 

[solv3nt]

Try a little BreakFree and some cotton swabs…

Might do the trick

If that fails, break out the ole bore snake….

Just for the record. He said break out the ole "bore snake" not "trouser snake".

 

[HA556]

No Joy for Ol'Pockets.

You may be suffering from:

 

[solv3nt]

You may be suffering from:

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The Italian problem of "mahfunds'r low".

 

[MTpockets]

You may be suffering from:

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Oh yeah, Pockets'-Lint... it plagues the Pockets' family.

 

[DB is Here]

Now I'm gonna have to take my Colt for a dance this week-end.

 

[solv3nt]

Now I'm gonna have to take my Colt for a dance this week-end.

This guy gets it. You need to warm her up before going straight to fondling.

 

[DB is Here]

This guy gets it. You need to warm her up before going straight to fondling.

We'll I did dishes once last month...I'm good.

 

[nammac]

Working on 'er for Valentine's…. Started with this…



Will finish with a homemade Valentine's dinner of Dungenous crab cakes, butter/wine/garlic steamed clams, rice pilaf mixed veggies and garlic bread.

We'll see if the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach or not…