Dad jokes are not just for dads!

[CamoDeafie]

Well, this got into the woods on a larch (lark)

 

[CamoDeafie]

Just plum crazy that we're busting our cherries in this thread

 

[Richo877]

Well, this got into the woods on a larch (lark)

Well, we're knot outta the woods yet. Aspen a lotta time logging these.

 

[CamoDeafie]

Well, we're knot outta the woods yet. Aspen a lotta time logging these.

Need to spruce up your wits

 

[Richo877]

Need to spruce up your wits

Now cedars a good one

 

[CamoDeafie]

Now cedars a good one

How Noble of you sir

 

[Richo877]

How Noble of you sir

I'm just such a sap

 

[Flopsweat]

I'm just such a sap

Fortunately, that's not a poplar opinion.

 

[64MercurysRule]

1. I'm stumped on what to write, but I'll leaf it to your imagination.
2. The oak tree refused to give up its secrets, it was a little shady.
3. The poplar tree was feeling a bit sappy today.
4. The branches of the willow tree were weeping with joy.
5. The pine tree was pining for some attention.
6. The cedar tree was always up to some "woodsy" business.

 

[Omni]

Will these super treesy jokes ever stop?

 

[Omni]

A Doe walks out of the woods and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.

 

[Flopsweat]

1. I'm stumped on what to write, but I'll leaf it to your imagination.
2. The oak tree refused to give up its secrets, it was a little shady.
3. The poplar tree was feeling a bit sappy today.
4. The branches of the willow tree were weeping with joy.
5. The pine tree was pining for some attention.
6. The cedar tree was always up to some "woodsy" business.

Dude, you're taking all the fun out of it. Maybe it doesn't have to be one at a time but willow it down a bit.

 

[64MercurysRule]

If you tell this joke in the forest and no one is around to hear it, is there still a groan?

 

[64MercurysRule]

" How long have you been chopping wood for? "

" Not sure. Let me check the logs. "

 

[Flopsweat]

If you tell this joke in the forest and no one is around to hear it, is there still a groan?

If it's one of yours... Nah, that's too mean.

 

[64MercurysRule]

Why do ducks have feathers ?

To cover their butt quacks !

 

[64MercurysRule]

My friend once called a few house painters to his house for some work. He wanted them to paint his porch. After a few hours, the house painters came back for the payment as their work was complete. Before leaving they told my friend that they had enjoyed painting his car, but it is not really a Porsche.

 

[CamoDeafie]

 

[johnny bob]

I heard that the reason there were few virgin forests was there were too many knotty pine.

 

[Flopsweat]

Table? No, of course not.