Zombies

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  1. Kevatc

    Kevatc
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    Why are they never armed?
     
  2. DieselScout

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    You are assuming they have the cognitive ability needed to arm oneself. Why aren't cows armed?

    Also for the same reason the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny aren't armed they are fictional. ;)
     
  3. The Duck

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    All of the zombie movies I have seen; Almost every zombie was armed, if fact they had both of them? You must be watching some kinky Japaneses movie...
     
  4. RVTECH

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    It's not in the script.
     
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    Yes, I've often layed awake at night, pondering the very same thing - and other mysteries of the universe........ ;)
     
  6. JimmyS1985

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    Any1 here play L4D2? Thats a really good zombie killing game. Nothing like laying out a whole herd of zombies with a laser sighted AK47, and switching to the chainsaw when they get too close.
     
  7. pokerace

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  8. slimer13

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    In your head, in your head,
    Zombie, zombie, zombie,
    Hey, hey, hey. What's in your head,
    In your head,
    Zombie, zombie, zombie?
     
  9. Cougfan2

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    I've been huntin' zombies all day and can't even get a gosh darned Twinkie!
     
  10. iusmc2002

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    You need a different outlet for your creativity! You spent way too much time thinking about this :laugh:
     
  11. Kevatc

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    Ya! THIS! And what about the shredded clothing stuff??? Were they buried in shredded K-Mart sale stuff? Why would they care ... why aren't they naked? Especially if they were hot female zombies. Still ahve to shoot them I guess but I might be inclined to let them get closer.
     
  12. Burt Gummer

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    I saw a corny Zombie movie during my insomnia the other night and the Zombie did pick up a rifle and started firing around at random. It didn't seem right. His aim was horrible. I wouldn't have even bothered to find cover.
     
  13. Bob D

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    I need to admit to myself that I spend WAY too much time thinking about zombies. Here's an excerpt from my upcoming publication regarding brain function in an infected human:

     
  14. Bob D

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    Day of the Dead, 2008. Mena Suvari, Nick Canon. Why is this information in my head?
     
  15. slimer13

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    Damn, I jumped the gun on my cranberries reference.



    In your head, in your head,
    Zombie, zombie, zombie,
    Hey, hey, hey. What's in your head,
    In your head,
    Zombie, zombie, zombie?
     
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  16. Bob D

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    I played that song on Slacker radio immediately after reading the reference before. Now guess what's stuck in my heaaaaaaad, in my heaaaad...
     
  17. erudne

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    The Modern Zombie Mythos was invented by (whats his name) as a form of socialist, anti-capitalist propaganda (yes, It's on tape). What Zombies morphed into was a vechicle to elude the pretentious New York/Hollywood Leftist PC black lists by providing a completely politicaly correct opponent to kill, though it's still a no no to stick an Obama sign in thier hands they do make the PERFECT stand-in for non-productive Leftist Eaters whose only motivation is to consume the society that created and sheltered them.As such they are the Perfect Activist non thinking, non feeling, always demanding and smelly
     
  18. oasis618

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    Have you ever tried eating somebody's brain while holding a firearm? I have and it's not easy.
     

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