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Zombies

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Kevatc, Mar 12, 2012.

  1. Kevatc

    Kevatc Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Why are they never armed?
     
  2. DieselScout

    DieselScout S Clackamas County Well-Known Member

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    You are assuming they have the cognitive ability needed to arm oneself. Why aren't cows armed?

    Also for the same reason the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny aren't armed they are fictional. ;)
     
  3. The Duck

    The Duck Oregon Active Member

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    All of the zombie movies I have seen; Almost every zombie was armed, if fact they had both of them? You must be watching some kinky Japaneses movie...
     
  4. RVTECH

    RVTECH LaPine Well-Known Member

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    It's not in the script.
     
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  5. 1stIDFMP

    1stIDFMP North of Salem, south of Portland Active Member

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    Yes, I've often layed awake at night, pondering the very same thing - and other mysteries of the universe........ ;)
     
  6. JimmyS1985

    JimmyS1985 St.Louis Active Member

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    Any1 here play L4D2? Thats a really good zombie killing game. Nothing like laying out a whole herd of zombies with a laser sighted AK47, and switching to the chainsaw when they get too close.
     
  7. pokerace

    pokerace Newberg Well-Known Member

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  8. slimer13

    slimer13 Deer Park Well-Known Member

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    In your head, in your head,
    Zombie, zombie, zombie,
    Hey, hey, hey. What's in your head,
    In your head,
    Zombie, zombie, zombie?
     
  9. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2 Hillsboro, OR Well-Known Member

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    I've been huntin' zombies all day and can't even get a gosh darned Twinkie!
     
  10. iusmc2002

    iusmc2002 Colville, WA Active Member

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    You need a different outlet for your creativity! You spent way too much time thinking about this :laugh:
     
  11. Kevatc

    Kevatc Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Ya! THIS! And what about the shredded clothing stuff??? Were they buried in shredded K-Mart sale stuff? Why would they care ... why aren't they naked? Especially if they were hot female zombies. Still ahve to shoot them I guess but I might be inclined to let them get closer.
     
  12. Burt Gummer

    Burt Gummer Portland Completely Out of Ammo

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    I saw a corny Zombie movie during my insomnia the other night and the Zombie did pick up a rifle and started firing around at random. It didn't seem right. His aim was horrible. I wouldn't have even bothered to find cover.
     
  13. Bob D

    Bob D Oregon, Cascades Well-Known Member

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    I need to admit to myself that I spend WAY too much time thinking about zombies. Here's an excerpt from my upcoming publication regarding brain function in an infected human:

     
  14. Bob D

    Bob D Oregon, Cascades Well-Known Member

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    Day of the Dead, 2008. Mena Suvari, Nick Canon. Why is this information in my head?
     
  15. slimer13

    slimer13 Deer Park Well-Known Member

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    Damn, I jumped the gun on my cranberries reference.



    In your head, in your head,
    Zombie, zombie, zombie,
    Hey, hey, hey. What's in your head,
    In your head,
    Zombie, zombie, zombie?
     
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  16. Bob D

    Bob D Oregon, Cascades Well-Known Member

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    I played that song on Slacker radio immediately after reading the reference before. Now guess what's stuck in my heaaaaaaad, in my heaaaad...
     
  17. elsie

    elsie Way over there on the left Well-Known Member

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  18. erudne

    erudne The Pie Matrix PPL Say Sleeping W/Your Rifle Is A bad Thing? Bronze Supporter

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    The Modern Zombie Mythos was invented by (whats his name) as a form of socialist, anti-capitalist propaganda (yes, It's on tape). What Zombies morphed into was a vechicle to elude the pretentious New York/Hollywood Leftist PC black lists by providing a completely politicaly correct opponent to kill, though it's still a no no to stick an Obama sign in thier hands they do make the PERFECT stand-in for non-productive Leftist Eaters whose only motivation is to consume the society that created and sheltered them.As such they are the Perfect Activist non thinking, non feeling, always demanding and smelly
     
  19. oasis618

    oasis618 Tacoma, Wa Active Member

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    Have you ever tried eating somebody's brain while holding a firearm? I have and it's not easy.
     
  20. MrNiceGuy

    MrNiceGuy between springfield and shelbyville Well-Known Member

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