You know you are getting old when..

[teflon6string]

...when you think of everything the Stones recorded with Ron Wood as their "new stuff."

 

[teflon6string]

...when you remember altering the birthdate on your draft card to get into bars.

 

[CoastRange57]

Nothing out there for sale is interesting.

I disagree.

 

[oknow]

Welcome to the hereafter..........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TCJJ2ejDfek

When you can remember Ronan & Martin's laughin and that skit.

 

[Oregonhunter5]

your firearms don't have keys but your car/truck does.
Should be your firearms HAVE keys but your car/truck does not I suppose.

That's what I thought.

 

[U201491]

When you go into the kitchen and can't remember what you went after.

I do that at the grocery store then I end up buying half the store and get home and am told I forgot to get what I went there for LOL

 

[U201491]

When you can remember Ronan & Martin's laughin and that skit.

Rowan and Martin :.../\/ yep............

 

[BoonDocks36]

No really, I keep looking at all the guns and stuff for sale and they are not interesting. I must just be getting old. There just doesn't seem to be any real treasures up for sale.

Well Jim, for us older folks... I got just the thing, when I was Younger, I captured an 8 Pounder Cannon from the French, during the 1755 French Indian British Wars... It was not being used at the time, so me and HawkEye borrowed it...

I have brass balls for it, melted from the school bells that ~Used to RING~ so early in the morning, but I really don't miss Skool all that much, SpellN ain't everything Ya NO.

i also got to/Too/2 kegs of Powder for it...

I'll trade it for teachen me how to use this new fangled Chain Saw, the guy that sold it to me said I could Eadily cut Four Cords a day...

But the best I could get waz a Half a Cord...

philip

 

[U201491]

Well Jim, for us older folks... I got just the thing, when I was Younger, I captured an 8 Pounder Cannon from the French, during the 1755 French Indian British Wars... It was not being used at the time, so me and HawkEye borrowed it...

I have brass balls for it, melted from the school bells that ~Used to RING~ so early in the morning, but I really don't miss Skool all that much, SpellN ain't everything Ya NO.

i also got to/Too/2 kegs of Powder for it...

I'll trade it for teachen me how to use this new fangled Chain Saw, the guy that sold it to me said I could Eadily cut Four Cords a day...

But the best I could get waz a Half a Cord...

philip

Hey Philip ya have toput gas in it, flip the switch, and start it ROFLOL.
They don't work like a bucksaw
Yeah, sometimes I feel that old

 

[Just Jim]

When you can remember Ronan & Martin's laughin and that skit.

Lily Tomlin "is this the party to whom I am speaking?"

 

[Just Jim]

Well Jim, for us older folks... I got just the thing, when I was Younger, I captured an 8 Pounder Cannon from the French, during the 1755 French Indian British Wars... It was not being used at the time, so me and HawkEye borrowed it...

I have brass balls for it, melted from the school bells that ~Used to RING~ so early in the morning, but I really don't miss Skool all that much, SpellN ain't everything Ya NO.

i also got to/Too/2 kegs of Powder for it...

I'll trade it for teachen me how to use this new fangled Chain Saw, the guy that sold it to me said I could Eadily cut Four Cords a day...

But the best I could get waz a Half a Cord...

philip

Did you start it?

 

[Just Jim]

Three old men talking and the first one says

"It really bothers me getting old, I used to wake up in the morning 7 am and pee regular as clockwork. Now I am no longer regular."

"Second one said ya me too only at 7 am I took a dump but now I am no longer regular."

Third one says " every morning at 7 am I do both... I just dont wake up."

Ya it's an old joke

 

[308]

You know you are old if....

...you used to get excited to see Inspector Lewis Erskine drive the new Ford Mustang in the season premier of The FBI

 

[oknow]

Rowan and Martin :.../\/ yep............

Auto correct lol

 

[oknow]

Lily Tomlin "is this the party to whom I am speaking?"

And she will be at seven feathers casino in Canyonville Oregon real soon.

 

[Oregonhunter5]

When the last shows on TV that really rocked were,
Magnum PI
Dallas
Big Valley
Dukes of Hazard

 

[jbett98]

Or watching episodes of "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis" with beatnik Bob Denver before he starred in
Gilligans Island.
Tuesday Weld and Warren Beatty were regular characters that I remember.

 

[Ron Eagle Elk]

I've never thought of myself as old, even though I was born in '46. I always pictured myself as I was when I went to Viet Nam the first time. An 18 year old, hard core paratrooper. Even looking in the mirror didn't change that. Then 9/11 happened. After watching the 2d plane hit the tower I knew we were at war and it was no accident. Sure enough, our soldiers went to war and nobody asked me to go, even turned me down. Twenty three and a half years as an Army Paratrooper and they don't need me to go to war. That's when I knew I was old. And it sucked!

 

[U201491]

Yeah, I remember the .14 and .17 cent hamburgers and roller skating carhops.
A carton of ciggs wa .97 cents, not 47 dollars.
A Saturday movie for .50 and for about 1.25 we could get a movie, and before it a Milkshake, fries and a burger and still have enough to get some popcorn and candy in the theater.

And My first tank of gas (20 gallon tank) was under $2 at 9.9 cents a gallon.
The world was coming to an end when it went clear up to 19.9 a gallon.........................

 

[oknow]

or getting in to the sat. matinee for 5 bottle caps