You know you are a gun nut...

[eldbillbo]

If you've ever used Hoppe's #9...as cologne.

I prefer CLP

 

[Swedish K]

If you have ever made your vehicle purchase decision based on firearms stowage space
If you have ever driven more than 50 miles to purchase ammo
if you have 10 mags each of Hollow point, ball, and AP for each of your weapons stashed in your truck "just in case"
If you went out and bought youth model rifles and shotguns in both standard and pink because your wife mentioned she "might" be pregnant.
If your daily commute is 75 miles each way and your monthly fuel budget is less than half of your guns and ammo budget.
If the only recipe you know by heart is Ed's Red gun solvent.
If you paid more to frame your best 5 shot group than you spent on family pictures in the last 10 years
If you know the best performing bullet for each of your 20+ firearms but don't know any of the sizes of your kids/spouses clothing or shoe sizes
If you go to the news stand and it takes you 20 minutes to find a gun magazine you don't have a subscription to
If you check this site more often than you check your email (guilty as charged)
If your mailman/ups/fedex driver has asked for another route assignment to avoid the weight/frequency of your bullet orders.
if your doctor has told you to cut your shooting in half because your led levels are suspiciously high
If your local range has a bench/lane with your name on it and its the only one that doesn't say "in memory of" before the name.

 

[ThemGunsThough]

If you stock up ammo for a gun you don't own yet.
If you like a gun so much you buy another of the same.
If 40000 rounds isn't enough.
If you try to buy back guns you have sold.

That's pretty hardcore.

 

[deen_ad]

Ouch - now that one stings a bit.

If you buy a gun that is a duplicate of one you already have because the original one might break someday. (Extra points awarded if it's a Glock.)

I have three Taurus PT-145's and two Kahr CW-45's "just in case" Guess I'm in!!

 

[FMJ 911]

if you know there are dozens of AK-47 Sub-variants, and want every single one...

 

[branchbuster]

If people refer to you by the "toy" you brought to the 4th of July party.

 

[osterr1999]

You keep a list of your future gun purchases and update it on a regular basis.

 

[Mandodoc]

If you're on the computer and the wife says "What you are looking at?" and you say "Porn" and she says "Oh, you're on that gun forum again."