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Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Gas, Nov 26, 2010.

  1. Gas

    Gas Gig Harbor, Washington, United States Active Member

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    melissaleewilliamsmugshot.jpg Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.


    The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here: http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/largemelissaleewilliams.jpg


    According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.


    While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”


    This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your ....... throat.”


    When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.


    Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

    melissaleewilliamsmugshot.jpg
     
  2. FarmerTed1971

    FarmerTed1971 Portland, Oregon, United States Well-Known Member

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    Where's the puke emoticon here on NFA???
     
  3. Redcap

    Redcap Lewis County, WA Well-Known Member

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    I second this motion.
     
  4. Cougfan2

    Cougfan2 Hillsboro, OR Well-Known Member

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    Just thank god NWFA doesn't have a scratch and sniff option. :noway:
     
  5. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

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    I think GAS deserves an infraction just for posting that pic! What did we ever do to you Gas?
    :bluelaugh::laugh::bluelaugh:
     
  6. wolfwistle

    wolfwistle lebanon Member

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    Where is Bill Clinton when you need him?
     
  7. mesinge2

    mesinge2 Florida Member

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    This was a mental image that I did not need, :eek:
     
  8. MA Duce

    MA Duce Central Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Ya just gotta wonder WHAT in the heck the guy that agreed had been drinking and for how long???
     
  9. trainsktg

    trainsktg Portland OR Well-Known Member

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    So, I...er...uh...ummm...well..

    Keith
     
  10. gehrheart

    gehrheart fidalgo island Well-Known Member

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    Is that what he was drinking or what she needed?
     
  11. 4dogs

    4dogs 3 miles from the range Active Member

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    Do the math, buckaroo!
     
  12. RVTECH

    RVTECH LaPine Well-Known Member

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    I am continually amazed to see the depth of depravity some people will sink to.
     
  13. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

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    Yes.
     
  14. EZLivin

    EZLivin SW of PDX Well-Known Member

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    This story smells kinda fishy to me.
     
  15. PlayboyPenguin

    PlayboyPenguin Pacific Northwest Well-Known Member 2016 Volunteer

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    Oh no...I am from WV and my nephew's name is Adam Watson. I do so hope this is a different Adam Watson. :(
     
  16. nwo

    nwo Southern Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Ewwww.
     
  17. absoluterik07

    absoluterik07 Salem, OR Member

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    WIN!
     
  18. Gas

    Gas Gig Harbor, Washington, United States Active Member

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    :bluelaugh: I had to read it, I felt I just had to share amongst friends.
     
  19. judicator

    judicator McMinnville Active Member

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    chain of events as follows:

    :drunk::beer: :argue: :club: :wow: :nono: :angry:

    or something like that
     
  20. jdub75

    jdub75 PNW Well-Known Member

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    Even a whino will pass up a free box lunch ocassionally.