Why I don't carry a Gun.
1. I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed.
2. I dont carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.
3. I dont carry a gun because Im paranoid. I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.
4. I dont carry a gun because Im evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.
5. I dont carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.
6. I dont carry a gun because Im angry. I carry a gun so that I dont have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.
7. I dont carry a gun because my sex organs are too small. I carry a gun because I want to continue to use those sex organs as designed for a good long time to come.
8. I dont carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.
9. I dont carry a gun because Im a cowboy. I carry a gun because, when I die and go to heaven, I want to be a cowboy.
10. I dont carry a gun to make me feel like a man. I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.
11. I dont carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three violent thugs, I am inadequate.
12. I dont carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.
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1. I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed.
2. I dont carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place.
3. I dont carry a gun because Im paranoid. I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world.
4. I dont carry a gun because Im evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.
5. I dont carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government.
6. I dont carry a gun because Im angry. I carry a gun so that I dont have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.
7. I dont carry a gun because my sex organs are too small. I carry a gun because I want to continue to use those sex organs as designed for a good long time to come.
8. I dont carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.
9. I dont carry a gun because Im a cowboy. I carry a gun because, when I die and go to heaven, I want to be a cowboy.
10. I dont carry a gun to make me feel like a man. I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.
11. I dont carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three violent thugs, I am inadequate.
12. I dont carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.
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