If it was the day before Memorial Day weekend, I was standing in front of a San Juan County judge in redneck Monticello, Utah on a trumped up class B marijuana charge. The hippy that picked me up while I was hitch hiking to Colorado forgot to clean up his station wagon floor mats and Sheriff Buford T Justice had an illegal roadblock looking for out of state drivers to fleece, and sure enough just one pot seed is worth a $200.00 fine levied against the both of us.